I need to purchase a reliable vehicle. Would this '84 Mustang convertible [link] possibly be seen as a midlife-crisis car? Or would that just be Corvettes and Porches and the like?
Anyway, it's so cute!
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 26, 2011 4:52:33 pm PDT #9803 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amy - May 26, 2011 4:54:02 pm PDT #9804 of 30001
Because books.
The kitten video killed me.
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 5:00:07 pm PDT #9805 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, my sister is blowing my mind. She's illustrating inner city homophobia, where guys are so averse to anything gay, they won't say the number two, because it's associated with faeces. Like, serious hoops they're jumping through to count one, one plus one, three, (or "few" or "second" or "1.99"). And they won't say things that have dubious terms in them, like "man" and "anal." So "Manchester" is "Gyalchester" and "bacchanal" is "backagyal".
And there's also a cultural, apparently, aversion to oral sex. So you can't say anything that alludes to that...like, say, "eat."
Now, it's not a majority or anything, but it is insanely crazy, and the topic of her latest paper.
Atropa - May 26, 2011 5:28:46 pm PDT #9806 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And Jilli has to see the eyeshadow link!!
I am so impressed by those.
Steph L. - May 26, 2011 5:42:41 pm PDT #9807 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
where guys are so averse to anything gay, they won't say the number two, because it's associated with faeces. Like, serious hoops they're jumping through to count one, one plus one, three, (or "few" or "second" or "1.99"). And they won't say things that have dubious terms in them, like "man" and "anal." So "Manchester" is "Gyalchester" and "bacchanal" is "backagyal".
And there's also a cultural, apparently, aversion to oral sex. So you can't say anything that alludes to that...like, say, "eat."
...seriously? That blows "no homo" out of the water.
I'm assuming those dudes wouldn't approve of me saying "blows."
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 5:43:54 pm PDT #9808 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How does True Blood manage to make werewolves and vampires so unsexy? So many good looking people going to waste. I keep watching, because I figure I'll work out what other people have realised before me, but it's so strident and everyone's so unappealling other than Jesus and Lafayette.
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 5:45:31 pm PDT #9809 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm assuming those dudes wouldn't approve of me saying "blows."
Some of them won't use a straw.
It's that bad.
My sister has to interview these guys without getting on a chair and screaming "BUT YOU ARE ALL SO GAY!!!!!" at them. Which is a testament to something she learnt in higher education.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 26, 2011 5:47:31 pm PDT #9810 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
I keep doing double-takes watching Rookie Blue because the tall rookie that just got stabbed looks so much like the last guy I dated.
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 5:54:20 pm PDT #9811 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I keep recasting Alexander Skarsgard with Johann Urb. I have a severe Johann Urb casting problem. In my Hollywood, he gets a lot of work.
DavidS - May 26, 2011 5:55:55 pm PDT #9812 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Some of them won't use a straw.
Ha! Fuck 'em in the ass if they can't take a joke.