Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 22, 2011 9:58:04 am PDT #9304 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Awww, you guys, I just saw a vid of the guy in NY who gave up his life savings to the rapture being taunted in Times Square. He seems so confused and broken. I wish I could bring him a sandwich.


brenda m - May 22, 2011 9:59:20 am PDT #9305 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Meep. My sister called from the road back up to Milwaukee. Apparently the highway to O'Hare is all screwed up because there are cattle all over the road. (Truck overturned I guess, sad.)


JZ - May 22, 2011 10:06:04 am PDT #9306 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Maybe the Rapture did happen after all--and the people who were raptured consists entirely of the folks who run the grilled cheese truck and french fry truck

I remain agnostic on the question of the Apple people, but of course if anyone's going to be bodily assumed into heaven, who brings more pure uncomplicated joy into the world than the grilled cheese and french fry truck people?


aurelia - May 22, 2011 10:10:24 am PDT #9307 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Oh geez, on an overpass. [link]


§ ita § - May 22, 2011 10:18:45 am PDT #9308 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, guys.

My new nurse was all "nice bra!" and "nice tattoo!" (on my sternum). Normally even the women leave the room. She didn't even pretend to look away.

Brenda, maybe the truck driver was raptured? Allyson, I feel kinda sorry for that poor dupe. I want stories about assholes proven wrong.


Strix - May 22, 2011 10:27:24 am PDT #9309 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I feel bad for him, too. I mean, taunting? He's being punished enough for his own foolishness.


Allyson - May 22, 2011 10:42:25 am PDT #9310 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The guy taunting him asked if everyone will get their money back from Harold Camping. "Asked" is a kind way of putting it. It was the interview equivalent to rabbit punches to the kidney.


aurelia - May 22, 2011 10:43:00 am PDT #9311 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Stories about the dupes makes me wish there was a way to hold Harold Camping accountable.


Steph L. - May 22, 2011 10:44:32 am PDT #9312 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Wow. Thanks so much for all that, Steph. I'm going to pick up some probiotic pearls, today to go with the citrucel regimen.

I'm so grateful, there's five bazillion webpages about IBS to wade through.

I am your go-to "Sweet Lord My Guts HURT!" woman.

The thing with the probiotics and fiber supplements is that they don't work right away, like drugs. It took at least a week or 2 before I started noticing that everything was calming the fuck down in my innards.


aurelia - May 22, 2011 10:56:53 am PDT #9313 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

This is cuteness. [link] This is the same kid who had the Robocop costume.