I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


quester - Mar 30, 2011 8:54:51 am PDT #930 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

that worked! thanks, David!


Daisy Jane - Mar 30, 2011 9:02:38 am PDT #931 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

shared that link, Hec. Most of the gamers I know are neither straight nor male.


quester - Mar 30, 2011 9:10:01 am PDT #932 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Well, I sort of oneroused. I updated my resume, but once I got deeper into the job descriptions of the ones I was going to apply for, I realized I wasn't qualified after all.

I called my medical insurance co to find out why they hadn't paid for my last two appointments and got instructions on what to do. So there's that.


Calli - Mar 30, 2011 9:10:35 am PDT #933 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

ita, I hope you've been able to find some relief.

Hec, that is a terrific letter. If I had a gaming console I'd totally buy Dragon Age 2, just to support the company with my money. (Plus it sounds kinda fun.)


Gudanov - Mar 30, 2011 9:15:47 am PDT #934 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I wonder if that dude realized you could go gay in the first Dragon Age.


JZ - Mar 30, 2011 9:20:28 am PDT #935 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I wonder if that dude realized you could go gay in the first Dragon Age.

Hee! Now I'm imagining gamers all over America hopping up and down in feather-trimmed chiffon robes like Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby: "I don't know! I've just gone gay all of a sudden!"


amych - Mar 30, 2011 9:29:42 am PDT #936 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Now I want feather-trimmed robes for all my male characters.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2011 9:31:12 am PDT #937 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hope you've been able to find some relief.

No, none. I'm more than a little screwed here.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 30, 2011 9:31:35 am PDT #938 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm not a videogamer (or tabletop except as thought exercises since the mid 90s), but you can bet BioWare is who I'll look to if I draw the name of a relative who games when the holidays roll around.


brenda m - Mar 30, 2011 9:33:23 am PDT #939 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Shit, ita. That sucks.