Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - May 22, 2011 7:39:10 am PDT #9278 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I knew about the guy who donates stuff and makes care packages. I think that's really cool. I hadn't heard about the family that mostly hunts their meat, that's cool.

They hunt with bow and arrow. Those arrows looked pretty flimsy -- wouldn't the deer be alive but injured for a while after being shot with an arrow? (That's the reasoning behind the Jewish prohibition on hunting -- in all likelihood, you're going to end up injuring the animal rather than killing it directly, and injuring an animal needlessly is prohibited.)


Hil R. - May 22, 2011 7:50:16 am PDT #9279 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hmm. I found the expected strawberry rhubarb jam, a rhubarb ginger jam, rhubarb gooseberry jam (I don't know where to get gooseberries), and a rhubarb, date, and apricot chutney. That chutney seems like it could be interesting, and it just makes three cups, which is manageable.


Tom Scola - May 22, 2011 7:51:46 am PDT #9280 of 30001
hwæt

The grilled cheese truck didn't show!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Lee - May 22, 2011 8:03:34 am PDT #9281 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That is tragic!

I got bonus early menopause with the chemo. I made the oncologist laugh when I shrugged and said "oh well".


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2011 8:04:51 am PDT #9282 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Making the oncologist laugh! Now that's a skill.


Jessica - May 22, 2011 8:12:20 am PDT #9283 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No grilled cheese truck AND no french fry truck! Betrayed!

BTW, Tom, we had to run to the library. We may be back, depends on the kids.


Tom Scola - May 22, 2011 8:13:04 am PDT #9284 of 30001
hwæt

I’m halfway through the lobster roll truck line. Only 20 more minutes to go!


Beverly - May 22, 2011 8:25:03 am PDT #9285 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

for me...well, instead of giving life to someone else, it have me MY life back.

As with most chronic illnesses, it worsened by such slow increments I didn't realize how bad it really was (My GP: It's all a part of getting older. You can take three of these at the worst times) until in the midst of the usual miserable cramps, one physically jerked me double. Two months after surgery I was ecstatic at how *good* I felt--all the time!

that was the hardest damn removal I've ever done. So sorry we had to leave a bit of your cervix in there."

Yeah, my surgeon was appalled at the horrid infection my GP had somehow not detected. Because one abcessed ovary burst during surgery and contaminated the cavity, he expected a long and difficult recovery. But I think my body was just so happy and relieved to have all that gone it bounced back without a single complication. You hate to recommend major, life-changing surgery to anybody. But my experience was wonderful and life-restoring, so take from that what you will.

Meanwhile, my practicioners continue to do PAP swabs. Finally I pinned one with, "I don't have a cervix--exactly WHAT are you swabbing?" She agreed every other year was often enough for random tissue checks.


tommyrot - May 22, 2011 8:25:41 am PDT #9286 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No grilled cheese truck AND no french fry truck! Betrayed!

Maybe the Rapture did happen after all--and the people who were raptured consists entirely of the folks who run the grilled cheese truck and french fry truck, and the Apple employees who were supposed to put last night's Doctor Who episode on iTunes....


Allyson - May 22, 2011 8:28:01 am PDT #9287 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to hire a web designer for my site, and I'm unsure what going rates are or how to not be a dick about what I want.

Is it normal to pay a deposit and then full amount upon delivery? Does anyone have any recommendation? I thought I could just mock up exactly what I want in six powerpoint slides that show the color/typeface and where I want the content to be. I tried doing this on my own, but my HTML days have long gone and it isn't worth the frustration to me.

Any recs for a professional designer? How do I know what a fair price is?