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Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - May 22, 2011 6:00:20 am PDT #9258 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hil, the Sunday circular is ok, but if you go to coupon site, generally you can print off more coupons.

My sister clips coupons (not obsessively!) on Sundays over he coffee, and send the ones she thinks I can use to me. And I spend maybe 15 minutes before a big trip to the store. Sometimes I save .50, sometimes $5 or $6 dollars...but I probably save $200/ year from my lazy-ass couponing.

Even if you only save .50 a week, that $26. That's a hard-cover!

(My rationale for coupons is measured in how many books your can buy with the saving. /geeknevercloses)


sj - May 22, 2011 6:02:10 am PDT #9259 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(My rationale for coupons is measured in how many books your can buy with the saving. /geeknevercloses)

I t heart this.


Hil R. - May 22, 2011 6:09:33 am PDT #9260 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I checked coupons.com and got a few more things, but my printer is currently uncooperative. Coupons.com actually has a coupon for some lettuce mix, but I can't remember if I've ever seen that brand anywhere.


Connie Neil - May 22, 2011 6:15:51 am PDT #9261 of 30001
brillig

The coupons I see are always something like $1.50 off 5 of something that I don't want to buy 5 of. The local store brand is often just as good as the name brand and starts off cheaper.

Though I do horde the coupons for feminine products. Though I may be blissfully, finally at the stage of my life where I don't say, "Sure, buy four boxes, it's not like I won't use them eventually."


Strix - May 22, 2011 6:21:17 am PDT #9262 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Connie, it's the best damn thing. Having that leaky damn faucet ripped out of me was the best decision I ever made.

(Did I say "leaky?" I meant "the dynamite going off in my gut blasting the Hoover Dam open into a flood" every month.)

Uterus, I don't miss you AT ALL.


Hil R. - May 22, 2011 6:22:00 am PDT #9263 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think my problem is that I just don't eat enough packaged things. I found a thing on the Nasoya website that will send me a tofu coupon once a week, but I can't find any coupons for canned beans or tomatoes, which are really the only things I buy in cans. I know I've seen soymilk and almond milk coupons before, but none this week.


Connie Neil - May 22, 2011 6:45:39 am PDT #9264 of 30001
brillig

The weird "Weren't we supposed to be doing something?" cramps I can more than cope with. Not having to deal with a mess every month is sheer joy.


Theodosia - May 22, 2011 6:50:07 am PDT #9265 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think they ought to pair up the showings of Extreme Couponing and Hoarding shows. 'Cause I suspect some of those couponers are going to end up irrationally clinging to 30yo dented/rusted mystery cans in the fullness of time.


Strix - May 22, 2011 6:59:10 am PDT #9266 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sing it, sistah.

I'll spare the gory details, but I am SO happy to never again have to ruin skirts, jeans, undies, sheets, blankets, mattresses and once, a fucking CHAIR.

And having to be in a Vicodin haze 3 days a month just so I could stand straight. OTOH, the Vicodin haze probably prevented me from killing myself or someone else from the batshit-insane hormonal reaction. And I'm really not joking.

Over. Done. Happy.

Sometimes when I tell people I had a hysterectomy at 35, they're all "Oh, that's tragic! You can't have children. I'm SO sorry!"

I understand for many women, it would indeed be heart-breaking, but for me...well, instead of giving life to someone else, it have me MY life back.

Heh, I went in for my annual and my gyno STILL classifies me as having the hardest, most stubborn uterine and ovarian removal she's ever done.

It had been over a year and she was all looking at my charts and was "Oh! Oh, yeah. Wow, in my 40 years of practice, that was the hardest damn removal I've ever done. So sorry we had to leave a bit of your cervix in there."

I was all "Well, obviously ALL parts of me are stubborn as hell

Best gyno evah!


Hil R. - May 22, 2011 7:03:44 am PDT #9267 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think they ought to pair up the showings of Extreme Couponing and Hoarding shows. 'Cause I suspect some of those couponers are going to end up irrationally clinging to 30yo dented/rusted mystery cans in the fullness of time.

Several of the couponing people were talking about how looking at their stockpiles makes them feel calm and peaceful.