Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.

'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 21, 2011 8:11:06 am PDT #9100 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That seems to be a thing now- there was that couple in Sweden who were doing the same thing.

I went to the garden store today and got basil and Swiss chard seedlings to grow in my window box (well, the chard will be in the windowbox, the basil has it's own pot). So if I get Raptured later today, could someone come water my plants?


Steph L. - May 21, 2011 8:13:03 am PDT #9101 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, that was AWESOME.

I would welcome a Rapture that was actually Jesus taking all the gay Christians on a big gay cruise ark. Although I like having gay Christians around, so it would make me sad. But they totally deserve big high-fives from Jesus.

(I also love comic!Jesus's annoyed "It won't BE ON THE NEWS!")


le nubian - May 21, 2011 8:13:08 am PDT #9102 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I can't justify the expense of that money clip, but I totally want it.


tommyrot - May 21, 2011 8:14:27 am PDT #9103 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So if I get Raptured later today, could someone come water my plants?

I'll do it! Because I think the odds of me really having to do it are vanishingly small.

IORaptureN, Camping (the Rapture guy) has taken his Facebook page down. His radio station is still on the air, and apparently they haven't mentioned the Rapture today.


Steph L. - May 21, 2011 8:16:25 am PDT #9104 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh my god, if that Batman money clip wasn't $40, I would buy it for Tim, my brother, my stepdad, and my dad. (Particularly my dad, who uses a rubber band as a "money clip," because he is classy like that.) (And at this point I should share that the purse I carry every day is beat to hell and looks horrible and I'm ashamed of it but can't find a replacement I like so I keep using it, so I really can't mock my dad for his rubber-band money clip.) (Except it isn't even CLOSE to being as cool as a Batarang money clip.)

t edit Heh. Expensive Batarang money clip x-post!


Liese S. - May 21, 2011 8:20:37 am PDT #9105 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ooh, I need to water the plants.


tommyrot - May 21, 2011 8:26:20 am PDT #9106 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Expensive Batarang money clip x-post!

That could be a band name.


Strix - May 21, 2011 8:31:35 am PDT #9107 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Erin, I just had a major worlds-colliding moment: The first commenter on your most recent Facebook post ALSO just commented on my mother's most recent Facebook post! (She's someone my mom knows from the days when we were both on an email discussion list for fans of Dar Williams, back in the day.)

Suzi?! Too funny! I was in London with her in 93 on our MO-Exchange Program, and have kept in touch all these years! She's very cool; lives in Portland.

Also, in that vein, two of my girlfriends who have known each other for YEARS just found out they are actually related through marriage via a relative posting on one's FB page. They were all "That's my cousin!" "NO! He's married to MY cousin!"

It's nice here today; I am going to do some weeding and composting work in a bit, before the rain rolls in around 4, and work on some writing stuff.


tommyrot - May 21, 2011 8:34:02 am PDT #9108 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Rapture could still happen.

Marie Exley, who helped put up apocalypse-themed billboards in Israel, Jordan and Lebanon, said the money helped the nonprofit save as many souls as possible.

She said she and her husband, mother and brother were glued to the television on Friday night waiting for news of an earthquake in the southern hemisphere. When that did not happen, she said fellow believers began reaching out to reassure each other of their faith in the prophecy.

"Some people were saying it was going to be an earthquake at that specific time in New Zealand and be a rolling judgment, but God is keeping us in our place and saying you may know the day but you don't know the hour," she said Saturday, speaking from Bozeman, Montana. "The day is not over, it's just the morning, and we have to endure until the end."

I wonder if tomorrow, she'll be saying, "God is keeping us in our place and saying you may know the month but you don't know the day."

And then next month....

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Strix - May 21, 2011 8:49:37 am PDT #9109 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Worrying about the Rapture is on my list of shit to be concerned about.

It's right under item 20,306: Worrying about corkboards becoming animate and eating me.