Tara: Do you have any books on robots? Giles: Oh, yes, dozens. There's a lot of research to be done in order to--no, I'm lying. Haven't got squat. I just like watching Xander squirm.

'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - May 17, 2011 8:30:18 am PDT #8570 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I stopped by the local farmers market on my way into work this morning (today was the first day they were open). Not a lot of booths set up yet since it is so early in the season, but I was able to talk with the tool sharpener about whether he would be able to do my knives for me next week between 9:00 am and lunchtime, which he can. Yay! There was one guy selling pickles and pickled beets that I'll revisit next week--I tried one of his dill pickles with garlic, and that was yummy. My dad's the pickled beet fan, and I'll see if he wants me to pick him up some beets with horseradish. Also, the main produce booth had some wonderful-smelling strawberries for $5/pint, which is pricy but the scent was amazing.


megan walker - May 17, 2011 8:31:21 am PDT #8571 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I wish my market had that. I really need someone to sharpen a chef's knife.


juliana - May 17, 2011 8:35:36 am PDT #8572 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I really need someone to sharpen a chef's knife.

Columbus Cutlery: [link]


megan walker - May 17, 2011 8:37:07 am PDT #8573 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Thanks juliana!

Someone who's moving just gave me a nice, heavy knife but it's dull as dishwater. I have no idea how they use it.


§ ita § - May 17, 2011 8:37:10 am PDT #8574 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just lied to ABC 7. Sorry? No, I'm not a 19 year old black teenaged boy. But...I was curious and wanted to say nasty things about the Governator.

I'd like to get some of my weapons sharpened.


Kathy A - May 17, 2011 8:43:11 am PDT #8575 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

There is a local guy who sharpens stuff, and all you have to do is drop your items off at the local Ace Hardware before Thursday morning, and then pick them up on Thursday night. However, I always forget to drop them off, so have had to put up with very dull knives.

When I lived in Oak Park, there was a guy who would drive around on summer weekends clanging an iron triangle and driving a small van which would pull up and park on the side of the street or in your driveway while he worked on your knives. An adult version of the ice cream man. Not a bad idea!


meara - May 17, 2011 8:56:02 am PDT #8576 of 30001

I just lied to ABC 7. Sorry? No, I'm not a 19 year old black teenaged boy.

Er...how did they get the idea that you are? Why did they want the opinion of a 19 year old teenaged boy, and not you?


tommyrot - May 17, 2011 8:57:51 am PDT #8577 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Graduation Brain Cell

Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your favorite graduate? Get them the Graduation Brain Cell from the NeatoShop. Yes, I know they wanted cash. Yes, this is an adorable neuron wearing a graduation cap instead. Come one, were you going to give them cash? No, I didn’t think so! At least this gift proves you are educated and fun.


Trudy Booth - May 17, 2011 9:15:07 am PDT #8578 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

When I lived in Oak Park, there was a guy who would drive around on summer weekends clanging an iron triangle and driving a small van which would pull up and park on the side of the street or in your driveway while he worked on your knives. An adult version of the ice cream man. Not a bad idea!

There is a guy who does that on the UWS in NYC, sort of for fun. It's his Grandfather's old truck and was once the family business. His son comes sometimes, making it a four generation enterprise (possibly 5 or 6 -- there was a cart before the truck). I suggested they have a website and tweet their schedule -- it works for the Treats Truck and a bunch of others.


Tom Scola - May 17, 2011 9:17:55 am PDT #8579 of 30001
hwæt

I know more than one person who has had their (expensive) cutlery ruined by the guy in the knife sharpening truck.