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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - May 13, 2011 6:32:21 am PDT #8114 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

My expectation is that for any job, my interview will be at least one full day, possibly more.

My husband has never had an interview go longer than an hour.

I've had project interviews (where you're bidding on a project) last longer than most of my job interviews. Depends on the industry, I guess.

I spent longer applying for the job I have now than I did in the interview.

And good luck, Gud! I'm glad to hear you have options.


tommyrot - May 13, 2011 6:33:06 am PDT #8115 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's a little Google autocomplete trick that might help. Open a google search page and enter, say, "Darcy DeWinter". Then put the cursor just after the 'y' and start deleting the characteres in "Darcy" until there's just the "D" left. Google will then autocomplete various first names starting with "D" with the last name "DeWinter".


Jessica - May 13, 2011 6:33:51 am PDT #8116 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't think I've ever had an interview go longer than an hour. I've had multiple interviews, but even everything added all up, we're talking maybe a half-day tops.

ION, if I blow my nose any more my head is going to TURN INSIDE OUT. Stupid plague.


Jesse - May 13, 2011 6:44:22 am PDT #8117 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Once I met everyone in one meeting and there was no second round, and even that was just an afternoon, or less. Maybe three hours to meet 4 people.


§ ita § - May 13, 2011 6:47:44 am PDT #8118 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, never a day. The most I've had to meet was two people, about an hour each. Unfortunately I got most of the way home after the first interview, but you can be damned sure I hightailed it back for the followup. And voila! I have this job.

Still feeling the sinus pressure, and the jeans I put on today have a big schmutz of ... something on them. Not my slickest day.


billytea - May 13, 2011 6:51:20 am PDT #8119 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Why is it that the interview scheduling for the places I'd really like to work is so slow, while at the same time the less exciting, but okay places, are so efficient?

Clearly in your industry, firms work out their stats via the point buy method.


Amy - May 13, 2011 6:52:33 am PDT #8120 of 30001
Because books.

In other news, we totally broke one of the cats. When he adopted us, he was a lean mean stray who killed mice and birds (birds!), and was incredibly docile and friendly, but mostly aloof.

He now follows us around the house all. day. long., sleeps pressed up against one of us at all times, likes someone to be in the kitchen with him when he's eating, and licks your hair and your toes and your face.


meara - May 13, 2011 7:02:26 am PDT #8121 of 30001

full day, wow. I can't imagine one going that long. Most of mine are in the hour to hour and a half range. The one Thursday is that long because I'm interviewing for multiple jobs.

In my industry the interviews go all or most of the day--you end up meeting with 6-10 different people in a row, several of whom have no idea what your job does and others who you will barely work with.


Amy - May 13, 2011 7:06:40 am PDT #8122 of 30001
Because books.

Really funny, really NSFW video of the most badass (and politically incorrect) park ranger ever.


P.M. Marc - May 13, 2011 7:08:15 am PDT #8123 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have been trained to expect interviews to last all day and be a series of annoying hoops.