Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - May 12, 2011 6:41:08 pm PDT #8066 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Late thank you for the math!! I appreciate it!

All the percentage functions I can remember are related to calculating grades. Quelle surprise.

Ok, gotta go to bed now. Have been so TIRED this week in the mornings. I think it's the increase in my AD.


Lee - May 12, 2011 6:44:44 pm PDT #8067 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That was pretty sweet.

That's the kind of thing I fully expect Juliana and I will be cracking ourselves up with some night in North Beach (or Vegas), while M and others look at us and wonder how the hell much we've had to drink.


billytea - May 12, 2011 6:46:03 pm PDT #8068 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Total change of topic: did anyone share these graphics about sex from OKCupid?

This comment, especially without context, was hilarious:

@Truth, @Fred, your statements about old men needing rough sex due to circumcision don’t hold. I’m 74, cut, and have learned to have mind-blowing orgasms solely by tickling my anus with a goose feather.

And thus begins Newt Gingrich's campaign for the White House.


Consuela - May 12, 2011 6:47:20 pm PDT #8069 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

BWAH, Billytea. I didn't read the comments.


billytea - May 12, 2011 7:20:44 pm PDT #8070 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's a bunch of photographs of awesome men's fashion ads from the 1960s and 70s. Just fabulous.

I would just like to say:

MEN
IN BELTED SWEATERS.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2011 7:38:05 pm PDT #8071 of 30001
brillig

It's not easy being an adopted grandpa. Tonight was recital night for the classical mini-orchestra she's in. They're so much better than I would have been at that age, but dear lord, classical music shouldn't be made to sound like that. On the one hand, cute, serious, trying-so-hard kids. On the other hand, beautiful music in agony. I could hear what the music was trying to be, and they just weren't getting there. However, my job is to say, "You were terrific!" not to critique the music. But now I'm wondering how hard my folks were biting their lips and telling themselves, "We love our daughter, this is our job."


Consuela - May 12, 2011 7:55:46 pm PDT #8072 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

MEN
IN BELTED SWEATERS.

It's like a zen koan, or something.


§ ita § - May 12, 2011 8:05:31 pm PDT #8073 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does anyone really have that moment where they're looking at someone and lying obviously saying "yes?" while they're hoping to be corrected "no!"? And does it really make gripping drama? I think it's completely tiresome.


Sue - May 13, 2011 2:55:45 am PDT #8074 of 30001
hip deep in pie

MEN IN BELTED SWEATERS.

I think Men in Belted Sweaters will be a hot new band out of Brooklyn.


Jessica - May 13, 2011 3:32:17 am PDT #8075 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The rough/gentle sex one makes a hell of a lot of assumptions about a lot of things.

It's self-reported - not scientific, but not OKCupid's assumptions either:

Here, we took a single question—Is your ideal sex rough or gentle?—and scraped people's profile text for the words that most correlated to each answer.