Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 09, 2011 3:07:10 pm PDT #7626 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That sucks, msbelle. I used to live in fear of losing that file before I set up Time Machine to do automatic backups.

The file is now called 'iTunes Library', right?

Wait, it's 'iTunes Music Library.xml'. Or maybe both.


hippocampus - May 09, 2011 3:10:29 pm PDT #7627 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

much health~ma to Mr. Scrappy


Allyson - May 09, 2011 3:18:22 pm PDT #7628 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Same people who greenlighted Moolatta?


Sophia Brooks - May 09, 2011 3:24:39 pm PDT #7629 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

~ma to Scrappy and DH.

Not all of those are accidental racism. You say "black or yellow or brown or normal" and you have some unexamined shit up in there. Most of the rest are just accidentally funny, though. Or plain...who let that cereal box thing go through? Come on!

Those were not so accidental. The rest are like when I realize the costume shop has bins labeled "Black Men's Underwear" and "White Men's Underwear", and it is awkward.

I was at a diversity event today that was a screening of "A SIngle Man" with a discussion afterward that seriously involved our dean saying that "I have 2 gay friends".


Consuela - May 09, 2011 3:25:55 pm PDT #7630 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I was at a diversity event today that was a screening of "A SIngle Man" with a discussion afterward that seriously involved our dean saying that "I have 2 gay friends".

Oh, dear.

Speaking of which, that was a great movie.


§ ita § - May 09, 2011 3:37:35 pm PDT #7631 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The rest are like when I realize the costume shop has bins labeled "Black Men's Underwear" and "White Men's Underwear", and it is awkward.

Not when you explain how they're cut differently...for his comfort.


meara - May 09, 2011 3:38:21 pm PDT #7632 of 30001

White City is actually a suburb/nearby town in Seattle. It's one of the more diverse places around here, too.


Hayden - May 09, 2011 3:57:35 pm PDT #7633 of 30001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I just saw the note about your husband, Scrappy. Lots of positive thoughts coming y'all's way from me right now.


erikaj - May 09, 2011 3:59:41 pm PDT #7634 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Wrod, Scrappy. At least they caught it in time.


Jessica - May 09, 2011 4:08:21 pm PDT #7635 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"black or yellow or brown or normal"

According to the comments, that one was a cracked.com parody.