Oh. Ha! I'm tired.

On the way up to Vermont in some of the states (I'm not sure which ones) there were billboards about the world ending on May 21st. I think I saw around 4 of them so they are spending some money to get the word out.

Somebody's put up a billboard facing the approach to the Bay Bridge that says: "C'mon! You know the Rapture is nonsense. Two thousand years of 'any day now.'"

What is a foof chain?

It's for poodle bondage.

It's for poodle bondage.

Dude. A friend of mine linked to a puppy play headgear thing that was poodle-shaped--with big fake poodle ears, and it was the CREEPIEST looking thing EVER.

Friends, I am going to give you some unsolicited advice.

If you, like the denizens of Chez Zmayhem, buy the large two pound tub of plain Russian yogurt, you might want to avoid jamming it into the front of the fridge willy nilly so that it is precariously poised at the edge.

Should you happen to leave your yogurt so poised, do be careful removing other large items from the fridge so that you won't displace the yogurt.

Should you knock the large container of yogurt off the shelf you might want to have the door all the way open so that at least the yogurt spills directly onto the floor, instead of exploding open halfway down so that it covers two racks of food, gets under the crisper bin, and coats the inner part of the hinge, then glopping onto the floor and slithering halfway under the fridge, necessitating a good twenty minutes of cleaning and half a roll of paper towels when you just wanted a fucking sandwich.

A friend of mine linked to a puppy play headgear thing that was poodle-shaped--with big fake poodle ears, and it was the CREEPIEST looking thing EVER.

I am now going to Google "puppy play headgear" and see if I can find a link that will give ita nightmares, and tommyrot the wiggins...

eta: Okay, the disturbing thing isn't so much the sex scenes as the equal distribution of pictures between sex scenes, little kids in puppy costumes and Jason Statham..

At FSU home games there's almost always 2 men with a portable speaker system yelling about sinners and we are all going to hell, etc. I've seen them around town too, with the same set up (or around town in FL). I really really wanted to go up to them and ask "Does this work? Have you ever actually saved anyone doing this?" But I never did.

Also on the way up here we saw a bunch of a Adopt a Road signs and in 2 of the southern states we went through besides the normal Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, business and churches was a Secular Group AND a pagan group. Which I thought was cool. Not that I'm surprised either types of people would reduce litter (or be denied) but it was cool to see.

Note to self, do not click Hec's links for a while. Also, careful with the yogurt storage.

Somehow, trying to remember how I made chopped liver last time (I think I did figure it out) has led to me trying to hard boil eggs in the crockpot. It's things like this that make me a little doubtful about that whole free will idea.

David, that's one of those situations where a dog comes in very handy!!

David, that's one of those situations where a dog comes in very handy!!

Puppy play or cleaning the fridge?

Puppy play or cleaning the fridge?

Thank god I was in between sips of sweet tea.

I shouldn't ask, but I will - why on earth was Jason Statham in your results?