Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - May 06, 2011 12:39:35 pm PDT #7212 of 30001
brillig

I can use Google Streetview to see what foof chains are at each one!

Because foof's important.

I think those Christians are going, "Well, sure, no one *knows*, but for the truly wise and enlightened, there are clues. God can't just tells us the clues are there, it's one of those mysteries of faith thing."

edit: A great big "Where's Rapture?" game.


meara - May 06, 2011 12:41:51 pm PDT #7213 of 30001

What does one put for: "What is your current salary and expectations?" Is there a good non-answer? (Note: If I put a down a figure for current salary, I will not lie).

Well, what are you hoping for relative to your current salary? Do you have any idea what their range is?


beekaytee - May 06, 2011 12:56:31 pm PDT #7214 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

people in my current position are compensated in the following range using the broadest definition you can. (e.g. a reference librarian at my place makes anywhere from 30K - 80K) Likewise, I'd give a range for the expectations based on some research.

I totally agree with Sparky.

I've used, "commensurate with industry standards."


aurelia - May 06, 2011 1:06:49 pm PDT #7215 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Politician’s Mom Makes Him Apologize To Neil Gaiman. [link]


javachik - May 06, 2011 1:09:58 pm PDT #7216 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I maintain that your current salary is absolutely no business of your potential employer's. What you make now is only relevant to you and your current company. Do NOT tell them your current salary- it will ONLY be used against you. Also, it's none if their business. I can't emphasize that enough.


Hil R. - May 06, 2011 1:10:24 pm PDT #7217 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A few weeks ago I saw a small caravan of what I can only think to call "Rapturemobiles" driving through my neighborhood. They were wrapped with "THE END IS COMING! REJOICE!" decals with May 21st printed all over, and loudspeakers (thankfully not in use) mounted on top. Somebody's gonna have a hell of a time reselling those on May 22nd...

The Lubovitch can buy them and repaint them as Mitzvah Mobiles.


meara - May 06, 2011 1:12:16 pm PDT #7218 of 30001

What you make now is only relevant to you and your current company. Do NOT tell them your current salary- it will ONLY be used against you.

With java on this one!


Kathy A - May 06, 2011 1:13:27 pm PDT #7219 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Back in the 1980s, there was a guy who had painted his car a dull black and covered it in Bible sayings painted in white and a loudspeaker on top, and drove around downtown Milwaukee all day long playing recorded sermons from it. We all called him The Holy Roller on campus.


Kathy A - May 06, 2011 1:16:13 pm PDT #7220 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

More recently, I was a bit impressed with the sheer chutzpah demonstrated by a guy who covered his white panel van in anti-Catholic posters and drove around the NW side of Chicago and a few close-by suburbs that were almost completely comprised of Poles, Italians, and Hispanics.


Hil R. - May 06, 2011 1:22:06 pm PDT #7221 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's a guy who comes to campus here pretty much every day there's nice weather and stands in front of the student center shouting at everybody about how they're going to hell. A few weeks ago, as I was walking by, the bit I heard was, "You are addicted to Facebook! You text OMG! This is evil in the eyes of the holy Lord!"