There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 03, 2011 10:25:52 am PDT #6679 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Orangina furry ad. Not strictly safe for anything.

It's amazing how much wrongness they managed to cram into that video....

eta: Also, female peacocks don't have those colorful tail feathers.


§ ita § - May 03, 2011 10:32:02 am PDT #6680 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, female peacocks don't have those colorful tail feathers.

Yes, tommy, that's the factual takeaway from that video.

I thought I knew which ad was the Orangina furry ad. But that's only the other Orangina furry ad. And, so help me god, that one guy is sexy.

But he's a guy! Even if he would never look at me...


tommyrot - May 03, 2011 10:34:25 am PDT #6681 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, tommy, that's the factual takeaway from that video.

Well, I figured "animals don't have human boobs" was too obvious to mention.


§ ita § - May 03, 2011 10:36:56 am PDT #6682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I figured "animals don't have human boobs" was too obvious to mention.

But not even a "only mammals have boobs" or anything? It's like..I don't even know.


tommyrot - May 03, 2011 10:39:39 am PDT #6683 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But not even a "only mammals have boobs" or anything?

That too.

But really, the wrongness is just too much to catalog completely.


Amy - May 03, 2011 10:39:59 am PDT #6684 of 30001
Because books.

You'd think I'd know better than to click on ita's links, but no. That first one ... I'm trying to think of words, but they're just not coming.


Jesse - May 03, 2011 10:45:16 am PDT #6685 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

After reading the following posts, I'm more glad than ever that I didn't click through!


Jesse - May 03, 2011 10:47:33 am PDT #6686 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Those new minivan cabs still aren't wheelchair accessible? I don't understand the minivan cab. They don't hold more people, barely hold more cargo, don't help people with wheelchairs.... the bigger size makes no sense to me.


Vortex - May 03, 2011 11:01:30 am PDT #6687 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Justin: [link]

I'd hit it.


tommyrot - May 03, 2011 11:02:27 am PDT #6688 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

After reading the following posts, I'm more glad than ever that I didn't click through!

As Nietzsche said, "Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Also, don't watch that Orangina furry ad."

eta: And as Sartre said, "Evil is the product of the ability of humans to make abstract that which is concrete. Like that Orangina furry ad."