Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - May 02, 2011 8:23:26 pm PDT #6619 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If only it were Gallagher, you wouldn't have to wonder.


DavidS - May 02, 2011 8:24:01 pm PDT #6620 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I *want* to feel compassion for every living thing.

Shit, I don't have that much love in my heart.


Steph L. - May 02, 2011 8:24:42 pm PDT #6621 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy. Seriously. It's the Internet: [link]

Oh my goodness. I really want to just randomly, cryptically quote him on FB.


Steph L. - May 02, 2011 8:25:10 pm PDT #6622 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I *want* to feel compassion for every living thing.

Shit, I don't have that much love in my heart.

Dude, avoid Facebook. And possibly Carrot Top.


Pix - May 02, 2011 8:28:00 pm PDT #6623 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh my goodness. I really want to just randomly, cryptically quote him on FB.

Especially given the utter banality of the quotes.


Steph L. - May 02, 2011 8:29:25 pm PDT #6624 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I love the one about hating on Kiss.


billytea - May 02, 2011 8:29:54 pm PDT #6625 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh my goodness. I really want to just randomly, cryptically quote him on FB.

I just read through those quotes, and you really don't. They're... remarkably tedious and pedestrian.

Randomly, cryptically quote Hyperbole and a Half instead.


DavidS - May 02, 2011 8:37:10 pm PDT #6626 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude, avoid Facebook.

I have!

And possibly Carrot Top.

I do!


beth b - May 02, 2011 8:37:37 pm PDT #6627 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I don't do grave dancing. How ever, it doesn't bother me that people want to.

I don't wish harm on people. but I have a superstition that is all mixed up around the golden rule, the three fold- rule, karma, and judge not lest ye be judged. I think I read too much as a kid.

But there are people that I don't care when they fall off a cliff, or I need to know all the details about how, or I might not hear them call for help as they fall off the cliff.


Burrell - May 02, 2011 8:41:51 pm PDT #6628 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

They're... remarkably tedious and pedestrian.

Truly. They aren't quotables so much as things a person might have said at some point, like "If you're going to the store later, can you pick up some gum?"