Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 02, 2011 2:40:07 pm PDT #6546 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sooooo, remember last night, when Obama MADE ME buy Plants vs. Zombies because his speech kept getting delayed?

Oh my god I will never get my life back.

That is all.


sumi - May 02, 2011 2:43:20 pm PDT #6547 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Where are you?

Front yard? Back yard? Roof?


Hil R. - May 02, 2011 2:45:37 pm PDT #6548 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My MacBook died! I think it's something with the battery, which means my best bet is probably to bring it to the Apple Store, which I can't do until next week.


Steph L. - May 02, 2011 2:47:57 pm PDT #6549 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Where are you?

Front yard? Back yard? Roof?

Just got off the roof. Oh my god.


Allyson - May 02, 2011 3:22:41 pm PDT #6550 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I had no idea this was even happening. And no one warned me.


§ ita § - May 02, 2011 3:27:06 pm PDT #6551 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But, Allyson, you're stuck in the Green Lantern past. Updating you doesn't seem to have any effect.


meara - May 02, 2011 3:33:59 pm PDT #6552 of 30001

billytea, being able to talk to people in Australia IS awesome! But similar to that, the xkcd from today (about the number of people alive who've been on the moon) depressed me a lot.


erin_obscure - May 02, 2011 3:34:43 pm PDT #6553 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I only tried the 1 hr free download version and never got past the nighttime from yard. The quarterbacks drove me crazy.


Amy - May 02, 2011 3:44:53 pm PDT #6554 of 30001
Because books.

I only played the online Plants vs. Zombies and never made it out of the front yard. Too much pressure! See: Buffistas clearly first to go in a zombie attack.


Atropa - May 02, 2011 3:56:25 pm PDT #6555 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

See: Buffistas clearly first to go in a zombie attack.

I refuse to believe that how well I do at a game will have any impact on how I'd do in a zombie attack. Otherwise, if I go by my inept attempts at playing Left 4 Dead, I'm zombie-chow waiting to happen.

Of course, I'm still convinced that when the zombie uprising happens, it will be because Clovis finally got his long-standing order for a zombie army filled, so I'll be safe from attack.