See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - May 02, 2011 8:03:25 am PDT #6484 of 30001
hwæt
SuziQ - May 02, 2011 8:23:10 am PDT #6485 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Help me! I'm going to a dating thing this afternoon and I need to bring a list of personal qualities - "How my friends would describe me". Right now, everything I have sounds so cliche. Ideas?
I also have to come up with a list of what I want in a guy. I think I have this under control even if it does feel pretty generic.
Allyson - May 02, 2011 8:41:16 am PDT #6486 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
If you feel a little chilly, it's perhaps because hell just froze over:
“President Obama has continued the Bush policies of keeping a military presence in the Middle East. He did not scrub the mission to get Bin Laden. In fact, it may be that President Obama single-handedly came up with the technique in order to pull this off. You see, the military wanted to go in there and bomb as they always do. They wanted to drop missiles and drop bombs and a number of totally destructive techniques here. But President Obama, perhaps the only qualified member in the room to deal with this, insisted on the Special Forces. No one else thought of that. President Obama. Not a single intelligence adviser, not a single national security adviser, not a single military adviser came up with the idea of using SEAL Team 6 or any Special Forces.”
Rush. Limbaugh.
Jesse - May 02, 2011 8:41:27 am PDT #6487 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't think cliche is the worst thing in the world, if it's all true, at least.... Have you described yourself as kick-ass yet?
At my job, it's evaluation season, and I've been going around talking about how it doesn't matter and is all bullshit and etc., and then I get down to it, and it turns out the "pretty good, but could be better" rating is 2 of 5! I can't give anyone that, even though the description is fair. Ah well. It doesn't matter and is bullshit!
Glamcookie - May 02, 2011 8:44:39 am PDT #6488 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Rush. Limbaugh.
SRSLY??? Damn!
Jessica - May 02, 2011 8:45:39 am PDT #6489 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Rush. Limbaugh.
Well damn. Good for him.
tommyrot - May 02, 2011 8:47:51 am PDT #6490 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, Rush's usual M.O. of asserting that everything Obama does is evil just wouldn't fly here. But I am surprised at how much Rush praised Obama.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 02, 2011 8:54:41 am PDT #6491 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wow, whatever his dealer slipped into the oxycontin this week, keep up the good work!
Barb - May 02, 2011 8:59:04 am PDT #6492 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Wow, whatever his dealer slipped into the oxycontin this week, keep up the good work!
Diet. Coke. Up. Nose.
meara - May 02, 2011 9:02:07 am PDT #6493 of 30001
...I read that and assumed Rush was being horribly sarcastic ("NO ONE ELSE thought of using Seals!! Because Obama is SO SMRT.")