My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Apr 29, 2011 7:15:15 am PDT #5912 of 30001
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Yeah, that tiny crown is not real. Did not see it on the live tv.


Zenkitty - Apr 29, 2011 7:33:37 am PDT #5913 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

OK, good. The wee crown was ridiculous, I'm glad it's not real!


Zenkitty - Apr 29, 2011 7:38:56 am PDT #5914 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I like to imagine that Kate was wearing sneakers under her dress.


shrift - Apr 29, 2011 7:55:29 am PDT #5915 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And the reward for being awesome at your job is... more work!!!

I'm very familiar with this problem.


§ ita § - Apr 29, 2011 8:01:34 am PDT #5916 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am hoping that my reward for doing my job well is reduced supervision. So far, so good.

Now begins a ninety minute meeting in a room that smells of fresh paint. I'm hoping my boss doesn't give me any hassles for dialling in. Because that's the only way this is going down if there's a chance of me lasting the whole day in the office.


meara - Apr 29, 2011 8:12:16 am PDT #5917 of 30001

Love the hat link from above--some of them were great! Others...might've been ok if they weren't at freakish angles on the head. Why were people wearing hats straight up and down on their foreheads??


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 29, 2011 8:16:32 am PDT #5918 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's surprising how effective a torment having to drive several miles with fragrant Thai take-out in the passenger seat is.


§ ita § - Apr 29, 2011 8:17:20 am PDT #5919 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm looking at a sample report featuring Gerald Butler, Andey Rodick, Buffet Warren, John Walker, and Micheal Jordan. I'm not entirely sure if that's liability or obfuscation or something. It is really distracting, though. Especially since there are 20 other names that don't remind me of anything, and now I'm wondering if they should.

Why were people wearing hats straight up and down on their foreheads??

Because they're cool!

(oh, apparently they are cricket players there too!)


Jesse - Apr 29, 2011 8:26:02 am PDT #5920 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was emailing with my mother about the menu for the Queen's Reception (just hors d'oeuvres and cake), and my mother wrote:

Aunt Pauline went to some wedding of a duke or something at Buckingham Palace and all they served were cookies!

Hahaha! (a) Of course Aunt Pauline did (she was married to a fancy English doctor); and (b) of course they did. Classic.


bon bon - Apr 29, 2011 8:26:59 am PDT #5921 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Let me be contrary about kate's dress and say it was too simple for the occasion. Almost aggressively humble, like, "la-di-da, just getting married in Westminster cathedral today, don't want to overdo it or anything." Be excited! This is the time for the most OTT wedding dress that church can fit, Diana style.