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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Apr 27, 2011 6:06:56 am PDT #5514 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

There is pink salt! Just do be careful asking for it: "pink salt" is also a common name for meat-curing salts, which may produce yummy bacon-y flavor but you definitely don't want them sprinkled directly on your dinner!


Jessica - Apr 27, 2011 6:15:39 am PDT #5515 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If you (the general "you") stop using regular table salt and switch to one of the "fancy" salts, check the iodine content. It may not have enough.

Most "fortified" foods (bread, breakfast cereals, etc) also have iodine in them these days - it's not so necessary to get it directly from iodized salt anymore.


bon bon - Apr 27, 2011 6:19:39 am PDT #5516 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There's an article on salt tasting in the Times today by Harold McGee. On iPhone so no link.


Zenkitty - Apr 27, 2011 6:19:51 am PDT #5517 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Most "fortified" foods (bread, breakfast cereals, etc) also have iodine in them these days - it's not so necessary to get it directly from iodized salt anymore.

That's what I thought. Perhaps I need more iodine than the average. Perhaps the Mt Dew, love of my life, made me need more. I don't know. I can only report my personal anecdata.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2011 6:28:08 am PDT #5518 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just do be careful asking for it: "pink salt" is also a common name for meat-curing salts, which may produce yummy bacon-y flavor but you definitely don't want them sprinkled directly on your dinner!

I've also found that the price of Himalayan pink salt goes up in direct proportion to the number of bullshit health claims written on the package. (The one I have claims that it is both the purest salt ever to salt the earth and to have some kind of magical harmonious balance of vitamins and minerals that will cure cancer and make me fart rainbows. Like I said, it was a gift.)


ChiKat - Apr 27, 2011 6:33:22 am PDT #5519 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Since I don't have a thyroid, I don't need iodine anymore. However, I switched to Kosher salt many moons ago because I had to go on a low-iodine diet and needed iodine-free salt. Kosher is iodine-free and that made me a happy girl.


Kathy A - Apr 27, 2011 6:58:43 am PDT #5520 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I do love my kosher salt. Just remember that if you're following a recipe that calls for table salt, use twice as much kosher salt as table salt.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2011 6:59:37 am PDT #5521 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you're following a recipe that calls for (table) salt, use half as much as the recipe calls for.

Trufax.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2011 7:12:50 am PDT #5522 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need new ballet flats. These have caught my eye. Anyone know anything about the Fitzwell brand? I've never heard of them.


Hil R. - Apr 27, 2011 7:15:12 am PDT #5523 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have a tiny bag of black salt that I bought at an Indian grocery store about two years ago. I'm still going through it -- I originally bought it for a vegan omelette recipe, because black salt makes things taste eggy, but I thought the omelette was gross, so now, pretty much the only thing I use it for is matzo brei, which I only make during Passover and only takes a pinch or two of black salt, anyway.