My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 27, 2011 5:07:38 am PDT #5501 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thesaurus t-shirt


Consuela - Apr 27, 2011 5:10:36 am PDT #5502 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Good lord -- the president released his "long form" birth certificate.

I thought Hawaii state law said he couldn't--like there was a HIPAA thing.

Also: he shouldn't have. But now the birthers are going to come up with some other reason why he's not qualified to be president, so it won't matter. Turtles all the way down, after all.


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2011 5:11:11 am PDT #5503 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I registered for fetlife, and I have awful tourist anxiety.

Dang, Tim told me the FetLife name of the guy who does the Seattle rope link I gave you a couple of nights ago -- apparently he has a LOT more pictures of dudes in rope on his FL profile. But I can't remember. I will have to ask him when I get home.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2011 5:11:45 am PDT #5504 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica wants to move to Westchester? With wood paneling?

Mainly I want to move out of the nightmare that is the NYC public school system.


Jesse - Apr 27, 2011 5:13:24 am PDT #5505 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also: he shouldn't have. But now the birthers are going to come up with some other reason why he's not qualified to be president, so it won't matter. Turtles all the way down, after all.

Yeah, that.


bon bon - Apr 27, 2011 5:16:42 am PDT #5506 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Did anyone else hear the blackpool story on NPR this morning? Omg.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2011 5:34:44 am PDT #5507 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Glow in the dark baby monkey!


Strix - Apr 27, 2011 5:37:19 am PDT #5508 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(Plus, it says on the back of the package "Himalayan sea salt is essential to life" so I'm pretty sure if I don't salt my food with it, I'll die.)

Jessica is really Gwyneth Paltrow!

Seriously, I would go to a salt tasting in a minute. I've switched over to just Kosher salt, but I would love to try pinks and greys and fleur de sels....

Need. More. Coffee.


flea - Apr 27, 2011 5:40:55 am PDT #5509 of 30001
information libertarian

I have a lovely house in Athens, Georgia that I may be looking to sell. It is very near a very good public school!

The commute may be a bit longer than from Westchester, though. Also, your kid might start answering you with "Yes, ma'am," which freaks me right the hell out. Not My Culture!


Jessica - Apr 27, 2011 5:44:15 am PDT #5510 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica is really Gwyneth Paltrow!

Awesome! I own a castle!