Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Apr 26, 2011 2:31:08 pm PDT #5422 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh, Gar. Sending you much ~ma.


Scrappy - Apr 26, 2011 2:33:38 pm PDT #5423 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oh, Gar. So sorry.


erikaj - Apr 26, 2011 2:45:50 pm PDT #5424 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

good luck, Gar.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2011 2:48:57 pm PDT #5425 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Typo, man, I'm so sorry.


smonster - Apr 26, 2011 2:49:32 pm PDT #5426 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dammit, Gar! Fuck cancer, and fuck this month.


Amy - Apr 26, 2011 2:50:18 pm PDT #5427 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, Gar. All kinds of strength while you kick it in the ass.


Aims - Apr 26, 2011 2:53:41 pm PDT #5428 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh man, Gar. I am so sorry babe. Kick it square in the junk and then spit on its neck.


billytea - Apr 26, 2011 2:54:02 pm PDT #5429 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh crap. I'm sorry, Gar.


lisah - Apr 26, 2011 3:06:19 pm PDT #5430 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Oh man, Gar, that sucks. My advice is to cockpunch cancer in its stupid assface.


Tom Scola - Apr 26, 2011 3:09:49 pm PDT #5431 of 30001
hwæt

I'm so sorry, Gar.