I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 26, 2011 8:17:05 am PDT #5346 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The woman in the story I linked apparently just really got a kick out of fucking with people?

I've seen a number of pseuicide stories, but I've never before seen one with such an array of secondary characters. That's a ton of work to undertake. The woman should be a novelist, really.


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2011 8:21:29 am PDT #5347 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Aww, I would say I can't believe that Issac is 6, but seeing as his due-date twin's been six for almost two weeks, I believe it all too much.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2011 8:24:27 am PDT #5348 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ple, you've got a six year old and a dog!


lisah - Apr 26, 2011 8:25:18 am PDT #5349 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Oh! How is the dog doing?


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2011 8:27:11 am PDT #5350 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

She's doing pretty well. Working on alone training so that I can go back to my normal work schedule next week.

Trudy, I am so sorry.


Burrell - Apr 26, 2011 8:33:23 am PDT #5351 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Very interesting story, le nubian. I'm glad she didn't yank your chain.

You should teach him the AA Milne poem that ends, "But now that I'm 6, I'm as clever as clever, so I think I'll stay 6 forever and ever!"

That is a great idea. I'mma do it.

Although try to forget about it by this time next year?

um, yeah.


Consuela - Apr 26, 2011 8:34:33 am PDT #5352 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

She's doing pretty well. Working on alone training so that I can go back to my normal work schedule next week.

How is she on stairs? I've heard greyhounds don't know about stairs.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2011 8:37:29 am PDT #5353 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We lived next door to a German Shepherd that didn't get stairs. Which isn't a big deal in Jamaica. Except we had stairs up onto our roof. So the big dumb goof would climb up and freak out because he couldn't work out how to get back down. Ah, Tacuma. Such an idiot. Good thing you didn't get named Ananse.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2011 8:41:02 am PDT #5354 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was a kid, my dad taught our dog to climb a ladder in the barn to get to the hayloft. Of course she couldn't climb back down, but there was a sort-of earth-ramp on one side of the barn leading to the hayloft so she'd just get back that way.


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2011 8:48:54 am PDT #5355 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

She's doing pretty well.

Has she killed you with farts yet? (I have no idea what the biological explanation is for this -- or if there is one -- but greyhound farts are the worst farts on the PLANET.)