If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amyth - Apr 26, 2011 5:11:50 am PDT #5313 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Good luck, Calli!


erikaj - Apr 26, 2011 5:21:26 am PDT #5314 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

(breaking into my private, no-snark stash to help Calli.) Man, I second that emotion.


Liese S. - Apr 26, 2011 5:27:27 am PDT #5315 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

On goodstuff, that seeing eye goose that helps his dog chase the postman is awesome. That's so exactly the kind of help a dog would have wanted.


lisah - Apr 26, 2011 5:46:04 am PDT #5316 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Good luck, Calli!

Man, I have that thing where sometimes I wake up just after falling asleep and have visual hallucinations. Last night I woke up and thought there was someone standing near my bed so I threw myself out of bed at them and into the corner of the wall. The front of my right shoulder is all bruised and really tender and I generally feel like I've been run over by a truck. Stupid brain!


smonster - Apr 26, 2011 5:47:46 am PDT #5317 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Best of luck, Calli! Too bad some don't appreciate a sly wit.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2011 6:02:03 am PDT #5318 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yikes, lisah! Ouch.


Calli - Apr 26, 2011 6:05:49 am PDT #5319 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thank you, all. My review went better than expected, so I release the ~ma back into the wild. And tonight, I sleep!


Liese S. - Apr 26, 2011 6:06:52 am PDT #5320 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yowch, lisah! At least you know what you'd do if there were someone standing near your bed?

My wakeup dream this morning was that I'd left the door to the swag wag open, and a bunch of bugs had gotten in it. So I went to knock them off, by which time it was my van instead, in my childhood driveway in Ohio, which should have been a clue, but no. So I was knocking them off the seat, ladybugs and flies and those weird little green bugs, and couldn't get them all to leave. Now my subconscious decided it wasn't enough bugs, so as my gaze went further down the seat, it was grasshoppers and spiders and all bigger bugs and finally my brain was all, wait, this is ridiculous. And I woke up.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2011 6:13:23 am PDT #5321 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I dreamt again there was a black barber near my house. I keep having this dream. I don't even need a haircut. I think.

Oh. my. god. My head hurts a huge amount. I am officially on the hunt for a new migraine specialist. I've been trying to make an appointment with this guy for a couple months now. Onto specialist #5? I don't want to.


lisah - Apr 26, 2011 6:21:03 am PDT #5322 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

At least you know what you'd do if there were someone standing near your bed?

I'd fall right on them! If they were hovering over my bed I'd punch them (like I did the ceiling fan a couple of years ago).