You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Apr 21, 2011 9:38:22 am PDT #4556 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Yeah, I'd do a ton of yoga if my days were more my own to schedule.


lisah - Apr 21, 2011 9:44:32 am PDT #4557 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

oh man, my friend's one cat got out last night and he had a major freakout when she brought him back in and scratched and bit her all up. Now she's going to the ER to get loaded up with meds so she doesn't get the cat scratch fever! His name is Colonel Brandon but he really wasn't being a gentleman. He was much more like a Willoughby! (He's not normally a vicious cat, though, thank goodness. He just had a freak out.)


Kathy A - Apr 21, 2011 9:47:12 am PDT #4558 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm thinking about signing up for yoga this summer. I want to get my flexibility back, and with the weight coming off, I think I'll be able to keep up. They offer the first class for free, so I think I'll stop by and see how I like it.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2011 9:47:41 am PDT #4559 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ARGH. TINO.

(This email chain has been going around in circles for a WEEK. I finally get a response back and FUCKING TINO* is complimenting himself on "tracking down" some information that was IN MY ORIGINAL GODDAMN EMAIL.)

*Not his real name.


juliana - Apr 21, 2011 9:48:19 am PDT #4560 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'd take every dance lesson I could and dance at least 2 hours a day. Or do acrobatics. Or martial arts. Or all three (hey, if I'm independently wealthy, why not?). And I'd do something like Intersection For The Arts: [link] but more skewed towards theatre/performing arts. I'd probably actually work harder than what I am (trying to) now, but it would be for something I believed in.


Amy - Apr 21, 2011 9:56:12 am PDT #4561 of 30001
Because books.

Typo, have some more no cancer~ma. And send your doctor back to Bedside Manner 101.

If I was independently wealthy, we'd have a house, for one. I'd keep writing, because I love to do that, but I would also create something like a writing camp/arts program for underprivileged kids, and scholarships.


Consuela - Apr 21, 2011 9:56:21 am PDT #4562 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

ARGH. TINO

TINO!!

My TINO is going to be my boss when I'm re-hired (or when the re-organization is complete). I don't know how I'm going to bear it: every conversation I have with him, I have to fight to justify doing the work I was hired to do. I keep telling people I don't think this is a good fit, and they keep ignoring the question.


Daisy Jane - Apr 21, 2011 9:57:47 am PDT #4563 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Typo, have some more no cancer~ma.

If I didn't say it before. Really really a lot of no cancer~ma.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2011 10:06:08 am PDT #4564 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hope you mean six figures...

Typing and rushing man, typing and rushing.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2011 10:10:04 am PDT #4565 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think there are fewer criminals and less crime in a more equal society.

You did make it sound a bit like if people wouldn't go around being so rich, they wouldn't have to worry about being kidnapped. That's hardly what's at fault.

I think I'm going to have BBQ. And then go be stinky at at home, and work through these crazy use cases.