Texas is burning. Stay safe, Texans!

Seriously. My friend in Marfa just wrote me about that. My favorite part of Texas (except the hallowed circle around msbelle of course)!

eta: Steph, does the MTF partner intend to perform bottom surgery?

I believe so, but I try not to talk about anyone's genitals with them (other than Tim, and frankly, even that should be limited to 140-character tweets).

Do you think the bio-woman would stay then?

I have no idea. They are allegedly engaged, though A. (the MTF) has already had her sex changed on her birth certificate. So I don't think they'll be getting married in Ohio any time soon.

The bio-woman has recently started screwing a bio-dude, and is suddenly 1,000 times more happy with her life. To me, that would say re-evaluate the relationship, but, again, I have no idea what parameters they have set and whether they're both legitimately 100% okay with them, or if A. is just paying lip service to them.

Gov. Perry, one of the many Repub govs who have, in the past, told the federal government to fuck off, is now asking for federal funds to help those affected by the fire. Guess the fed is good for something, Gov?

Oh my gosh y'all, I have a house FULL OF CHILDREN! One is practically a teenager. He even has zits! He's as tall as I am!

Terrifying.

I fell so behind in my reading that my skippage and skimmage has left me unable to follow the discussion. I did however catch the PRESIDENTIAL PORN ACK ACK EGAD MY EYESSSS!!!!

I love that, much as the kids can still surprise me, you folks surprise me more.

I am judgy mc-judgy lady. But there you go.

Firefly cupcakes.

I try not to talk about anyone's genitals with them (other than Tim, and frankly, even that should be limited to 140-character tweets).

Words to live by, really.

I can't be cool without telling you what I do in the bedroom!

As one of the LJ comments pointed out...not being able to talk about your sex life at work is NOT OPPRESSION. It's just that NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE AT WORK. You can't talk about your weekend plans at work because all your plans are about aweome sex parties? Too fucking bad! Make some worksafe plans next time! It's not like everyone else is standing around the water cooler saying "Yeah, I can't wait to go home and have missionary-position sex with my heterosexual spouse in our bedroom with the lights out!" At least I hope not. Because there are things about my co-workers I really don't need to know about.

IcompletelyON, I just spent money on clothes, most of which I won't be able to wear until at least the middle of the summer. But, they're on sale now, and since it's still the beginning of the season, I had my choice of colors. Four pairs of pants (two pairs in two different sizes, so now I'm at least partially covered for the next four sizes down from what I'm currently wearing), two shirts (in the next size down, for mid-summer), a pair of sneakers, and I signed up for the online store's frequent shopper club (which I should have done years ago), which saved me $11 on just today's shipping, all for only $139. Not too bad!

Where is Elijah's seat at the table? Or is there not a specified place?

As one of the LJ comments pointed out...not being able to talk about your sex life at work is NOT OPPRESSION.

Sorta' like how not being able to proselytize as part of your job does not mean you are oppressed for your religious beliefs.

You can't talk about your weekend plans at work because all your plans are about aweome sex parties? Too fucking bad!

I'm totally going to NGA this weekend!