Dinosaur comics addresses the game of Monopoly.
"The object of Monopoly is to fully explore the sensations of boredom, sorrow and rage."
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 19, 2011 10:30:25 am PDT #4080 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2011 10:55:24 am PDT #4081 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack On Humanity
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife! According to the Terminator franchise, at 8:11 PM today (April 19th), the military-designed artificial intelligence system called Skynet will become self-aware and turn against its creators (read: us). If that doesn’t have you shaking in your boots…our world will be overwhelmed by a legion of killer robots in approximately 48 hours - a time known as Judgment Day. I, for one, welcome our new robot overloads. Check out the video below if you doubt the existential risk posed by this android Armageddon. Watch Skynet exhaust the world’s nuclear stockpiles to the sounds of sweet symphonies.
Toddson - Apr 19, 2011 10:55:40 am PDT #4082 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
They left out greed.
P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2011 11:00:40 am PDT #4083 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'm seeing rumors that Liz Sladen has died. Nooooooooo!
amych - Apr 19, 2011 11:01:40 am PDT #4084 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Seeing those too. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tom Scola - Apr 19, 2011 11:02:38 am PDT #4085 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Plei, that's awful!
§ ita § - Apr 19, 2011 11:03:11 am PDT #4086 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Liz Sladen? How? No!
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2011 11:03:44 am PDT #4087 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vortex - Apr 19, 2011 11:06:07 am PDT #4088 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Makes me wonder what the guy looked like....
Normally, I'd start raving about racism, but I doubt the guy was black. Random shootings are not how we roll. Even the sniper was doing it to (a)kill his ex-wife and (b) extort money from the government.
ChiKat - Apr 19, 2011 11:11:07 am PDT #4089 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, Gud, all kinds of ~ma for tomorrow.