Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2011 4:34:43 am PDT #3982 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The same people estimate Pioneer Woman takes home between 800K and 1.3 mil a year from ads.

Hot damn. I'm in the wrong business.


msbelle - Apr 19, 2011 4:41:49 am PDT #3983 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

services I could provide for b.orgers - happy to call companies to be removed from mailing lists and/or submit things on catalog choice (you could mail me a bunch of address labels), really any phone calls you want to avoid. hee.


Daisy Jane - Apr 19, 2011 5:02:14 am PDT #3984 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In other questions that have been bothering me lately- what is with the people who think "No Problem!" is the height of rudeness. I am not implying that it is a problem by saying no problem! I am in fact saying that you do not need to thank me!

I don't know, but I've been trying to break my habit of saying it because of those people. Lately I have substituted, "Anytime!"


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2011 5:04:59 am PDT #3985 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dog in Milk Pants Feeds Baby Goats

Gladys, a bull terrier, wears special "milk pants" with large milk bottles attached, to feed baby goats. It's not clear why a dog in briefs is any more effective than, say, a stationary milking station, but come on ... it's baby goats. Drinking milk. From a dog's underpants. You just can't argue with that.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 19, 2011 5:10:16 am PDT #3986 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't know, but I've been trying to break my habit of saying it because of those people. Lately I have substituted, "Anytime!"

That is a good one. It is much better than "Certainly!" which makes me sound weird.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2011 5:11:06 am PDT #3987 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dog in Milk Pants Feeds Baby Goats

That dog does not look happy with the arrangement.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 19, 2011 5:11:40 am PDT #3988 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That dog would NOT say "No Problem!"


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2011 5:11:45 am PDT #3989 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It is much better than "Certainly!" which makes me sound weird.

Especially if you pronounce it like Curly of the Three Stooges.


Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2011 5:20:22 am PDT #3990 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

what is with the people who think "No Problem!" is the height of rudeness.

I've gone to, "Glad to help!" Which isn't always true, but does recognize that the other person needed something in the first place.

I usually use it when directing callers to the person they should be speaking to, especially if the caller isn't familiar with the bureaucratic structure.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2011 5:21:28 am PDT #3991 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Honey, I'm off to go work…in a Sandcrawler

Man, if I woke up everyday and went to work at Lucasfilm Animation's new offices, I think I'd be in heaven. The house that produced The Clone Wars animation series will soon have a new office building that clearly resembles a Sandcrawler.

Having just broke ground in Singapore, the new eight-story building will be completed in 2012 and have a 100-seat theater and state-of-the-art digital production facilities.