Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erin_obscure - Apr 16, 2011 5:41:18 pm PDT #3641 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Tara loves Flanders?!?!


sarameg - Apr 16, 2011 5:42:02 pm PDT #3642 of 30001

He was adorkable, but I don't know if he was this useful... Could he have managed to erase a dented in AND out screw hole?

...that could be taken so wrong.


Calli - Apr 16, 2011 5:42:34 pm PDT #3643 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

sara loves Anders; pass it on!


DavidS - Apr 16, 2011 5:43:22 pm PDT #3644 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Daria loves Pandas - pass it on.


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2011 5:45:37 pm PDT #3645 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Darlene Love is from Canada; pass it on.


DavidS - Apr 16, 2011 6:06:47 pm PDT #3646 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Darling gloves are from Amanda. Pass it on.


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2011 6:10:09 pm PDT #3647 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Danny Glover needs Amanda Huginkiss. Pass it on.


zuisa - Apr 16, 2011 6:16:06 pm PDT #3648 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

Timelies, everyone!!

I feel bad basically posting today to gripe about the state of my life, as I post here so seldom now, but... I feel like maybe writing it all out will help?

Being really new to cruise ship life, I'm not yet used to people just leaving all the time. My roommate went home yesterday, and seeing as we literally spent 24 hours a day together, we were really close, and I'm basically distraught. Her replacement is fifteen years older than me and sort of just showed up and proclaimed that our cabin was badly organized and everything about it was wrong and could she just change everything? Which is a lot for me to take. And I was really lucky that my old roommate was just like me in that we were not morning people and rolled out of bed 25 minutes before we had to be at work, and this new girl is up an hour and a half early with the hairdryer going and bed made and commenting on how I really probably ought to get up earlier. My other ship best friend is leaving tomorrow, everyone I ate dinner with left yesterday, and I am NOT holding it together well. I feel like the biggest baby in the world but I just keep on crying.

And then I wasn't supposed to have to work at all yesterday, but I ended up having to work a ton, and my boss let me go early but I thought I'd finish off the night, and so while leaving work I fell down a flight of stairs and now my leg looks like it belongs in a horror film. And it hurts. So today I was trying to go down the stairs with as little weight on it as possible, and this prompted my falling again and twisting the other ankle. So I get to lunch, I'm telling this story, and I get yelled at for talking too loudly. There's this one girl that feels the need to constantly tell me I'm too loud, and... I was just not in the mood. And THEN, as per usual, the lunch discussion turned into a "let's explain to Jacki why Americans are awful people" leaving me to try in vain to sort of attempt to defend where I'm from. I'm TIRED of apologizing to both crew and passengers for being American. Over it.

So I really just... want to curl up in a corner and cry. Sorry to dump this on you guys!


DavidS - Apr 16, 2011 6:21:43 pm PDT #3649 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jeez, Zuisa, that sounds rough. Nothing like emotional loss compounded with physical pain with a nice round of social dislocation.

Danny Glover needs Amanda Huginkiss. Pass it on.

Dandy plover needs a man to snuggle bits. Pass it on.


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2011 6:23:29 pm PDT #3650 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Plovers are fans of muggle tits. Pass it on.