I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 16, 2011 8:11:49 am PDT #3575 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dear construction guys on the roof,

I know it's been very rainy lately and you kind of have to work on weekends in order to get this shit over and done with, but if you wake my daughter up from her third attempted nap of the day, I WILL CUT YOU.

Love,

4th floor-apartment dweller.

(PS, but if you're also putting in the back doors downstairs, I will bake you a cake. See how fickle I am?)


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2011 8:12:07 am PDT #3576 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

JZ Meyers

The internet already has one of those. His name is Fred Clark.

I love you, JZ, and I am going to stealz you from your hubby. Start packing your bags.


JZ - Apr 16, 2011 8:17:32 am PDT #3577 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't know. Will I be stashed amongst the lawnmowers, or can you bribe Tim to rig up a Jilli-quality gilded cage for me?


DavidS - Apr 16, 2011 8:19:08 am PDT #3578 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If you leave her outside with the drill press, somebody will surely walk off with her.

She's worth her weight in copper.


Amy - Apr 16, 2011 8:20:26 am PDT #3579 of 30001
Because books.

Okay, got it. Thanks, Jessica.

I think House is a prick because he wants people to be as unhappy as he is, or he at least wants to prove that people *are* as unhappy as he is, even when they claim not to be.


flea - Apr 16, 2011 8:22:36 am PDT #3580 of 30001
information libertarian

I am wondering what a Fleshlight is. I am sort of imaging a flashlight shaped like a vagina, from Allyson's comments. I am not planning to Google.


§ ita § - Apr 16, 2011 8:26:12 am PDT #3581 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are you wondering in the way that you want us to tell you, flea? With links? Or just idly pondering?


Typo Boy - Apr 16, 2011 8:26:42 am PDT #3582 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Many sciences use just-so stories to explain. It becomes suspicious when just-so stories are all there is. EP does not have to do this, but mostly it does. BTW, leaving typo uncorrected ...


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2011 8:31:06 am PDT #3583 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

flea, that's basically what it is.

JZ, Tim can rig up a lovely cage, and we will feed you vegetarian foods!

She's worth her weight in copper.

Awwww! I think my scrap-metal-recycling boyfriend will approve of this compliment.


flea - Apr 16, 2011 8:33:56 am PDT #3584 of 30001
information libertarian

But does it actually shine a light out of the vagina? Because that's kind of key in my pondering.