Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2011 9:10:44 am PDT #3109 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Good lord, a huge raven just landed on my back porch rail. He actually made a thump when he landed.

That would give me the creeps just a little bit.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 9:14:30 am PDT #3110 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

:( Lying down didn't help very much. Another meeting in fifteen. Then I will try again.


Calli - Apr 13, 2011 9:15:39 am PDT #3111 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Good lord, a huge raven just landed on my back porch rail. He actually made a thump when he landed.

You'll let us know if he quothes anything, right?


Ginger - Apr 13, 2011 9:16:55 am PDT #3112 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I vote for ita's perfect world.


Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2011 9:18:38 am PDT #3113 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sitcoms Referencing Kinder Culture Scene Death Match:

Your deathmatch is invalid, as Gilmore Girls is not a sitcom.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2011 9:27:35 am PDT #3114 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Your deathmatch is invalid, as Gilmore Girls is not a sitcom.

Pfft. It demonstrably has situations and comedy.


lisah - Apr 13, 2011 9:29:12 am PDT #3115 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Strong floral scents make me sneezy. And I can always tell when someone has used Head & Shoulders (classic anyway). The smell is very distinct and it makes my throat all itchy!

I wear an Alba Botanicals kukui nut lotion that I hope doesn't bother anybody. I love it!

ION, I hate having to use templates where I can't go to the person/people who created it and say WTF do you mean with this section??


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 9:29:23 am PDT #3116 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It demonstrably has situations and comedy.

Yes, it is that simple.

IO9 is in a pissy mood today. A user just got banned for pointing out the misuse of the word cameo. Oops. But they were right.

I have no ept today. I need ept.


Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2011 9:33:50 am PDT #3117 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It demonstrably has situations and comedy.

A Clockwork Orange is such a colorful sitcom!


msbelle - Apr 13, 2011 9:38:31 am PDT #3118 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my life, also a sitcom.