Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 03, 2011 6:27:08 pm PDT #29887 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ask her for the data on that.

The way she "explained" the biofeedback application was indication enough of her scientific side. She has no idea what it does other than moving the wiggly lines with your breathing. She complained that people reading Kindles before bed was a bad thing, and I had to show her my unbacklit Nook before she understood that the bulk of them were no more lit than a book. She absolutely wasn't going to take my word for it.


Amy - Oct 03, 2011 6:27:24 pm PDT #29888 of 30001
Because books.

Deliveries of mole sauce are accepted all over Buffistaland, I'm pretty sure.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 6:27:36 pm PDT #29889 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! That reminds me. I'm making hip hop fortune cookies for xmas gifts, since I am poor. You can open one and get, "Success is your only motherfuckin option, failure's not."


§ ita § - Oct 03, 2011 6:28:26 pm PDT #29890 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, if I described someone as a stan, what would you think I meant?


Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 6:29:36 pm PDT #29891 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'd go straight up south park, actually.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 6:30:11 pm PDT #29892 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But I'd get the eminem reference in second.


Consuela - Oct 03, 2011 6:30:48 pm PDT #29893 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

"I wasn't even born in the 1800s but I know the French Revolution happened."

Erm, not to be pretentious, but that's the 1700s.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 6:31:19 pm PDT #29894 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

^FTW


Amy - Oct 03, 2011 6:31:27 pm PDT #29895 of 30001
Because books.

Christmas! I'm not ready to even think about it.

I do love fall, and it was COLD here today. But I hate wearing actual shoes.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 6:32:21 pm PDT #29896 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I went to go get some halloween decorations to cheer me up, and they had more xmas shit out in the CVS.