I was a Narc Buddy for a friend who applied (and got into) US AID.
I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Oct 03, 2011 5:24:51 pm PDT #29853 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Lee - Oct 03, 2011 5:26:38 pm PDT #29854 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You can be mine, Perkins.
Awesome!
Cashmere - Oct 03, 2011 5:30:00 pm PDT #29855 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I found a photo of my best hit from our roller derby mixer last weekend. I took out the jammer in a brief moment of glory during our tough loss to the Ninja Kittens.
Amy - Oct 03, 2011 5:31:09 pm PDT #29856 of 30001
Because books.
Ninja Kittens! That is a good name.
Cash, you look FIERCE there, in the original sense of the word.
Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 5:34:30 pm PDT #29857 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My favorite part of the questionnaire is the one asking about the employee's emotional/mental stability and behavior and conduct.
Feynman wouldn't have been able to work at JPL.
The drug use questions would have prevented Parsons from working there, and he founded JPL, while stoned on peyote lighting rocket fuel in the desert. He died blowing himself up in his garage after some Alister Crowley orgy.
And Scalia said it was absurd that someone high on marijuana could look through hubble.
Does he think hubble is on the ground where someone could get cheetos powdered cheese fingerprints on the lens? Asshat.
Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 5:36:06 pm PDT #29858 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm still pissed about it.
Cashmere - Oct 03, 2011 5:36:22 pm PDT #29859 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Scalia is one person who could benefit from a fattie. What a douche.
Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 5:39:04 pm PDT #29860 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I just think, if I'm not working on clearance level shit, get off my nut. I don't work in or near any secure shit. In exchange for money, I push paperwork around a desk. Our contract as employer/employee is now fulfilled. You don't get to ask my friends if I might like to eat pussy with teh gays from time to time as a condition of employment. That's fucking absurd. And it all flows from the patriot act.
Amy - Oct 03, 2011 5:44:32 pm PDT #29861 of 30001
Because books.
I'd love to read a good modern biography of Aleister Crowley.
You don't get to ask my friends if I might like to eat pussy with teh gays from time to time as a condition of employment. That's fucking absurd. And it all flows from the patriot act.
Wow. Yeah.
lisah - Oct 03, 2011 5:47:59 pm PDT #29862 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I found a photo of my best hit from our roller derby mixer last weekend.
Nice bootay!
I was a narc buddy for an old roommate trying to get a higher clearance level in the Army (reserves). I had a somewhat hilarious conversation with someone trying to find out if he might have or might could engage in "subversive" activities. I couldn't help myself. I was like "well, how do you define 'subversive'?" The investigator kind of sighed and said something like "he didn't participate in any subversive activities, did he?" And I remembered I was supposed to be helping my friend and not arguing with the Man so I agreed.