Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Oct 03, 2011 11:12:38 am PDT #29755 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

tommyrot, I believe that's what they call "braglaining." Good on ya.


Burrell - Oct 03, 2011 11:14:01 am PDT #29756 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

It's like magic.

That was fast Jesse. Did you sacrifice a chicken or something?


Allyson - Oct 03, 2011 11:14:40 am PDT #29757 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I don't understand, Jesse. They were just fucking with you?


Jesse - Oct 03, 2011 11:15:02 am PDT #29758 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just called the company and asked what was up. Apparently they were emptying it out before selling? And just realized that maybe someone might want to buy it full of renters.


Sue - Oct 03, 2011 11:15:11 am PDT #29759 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I don't really have any better advice than everyone's already given you, but, take care of yourself, Allyson.

I never realized Cowgirl Jesse had such expensive taste.


Sue - Oct 03, 2011 11:16:23 am PDT #29760 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Hooray Jesse! Good news. Though it does sound like your building may be run my morons.


Amy - Oct 03, 2011 11:17:34 am PDT #29761 of 30001
Because books.

Allyson, insent.

And just realized that maybe someone might want to buy it full of renters.

D'oh. That's excellent news, though.


Consuela - Oct 03, 2011 11:18:20 am PDT #29762 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

And just realized that maybe someone might want to buy it full of renters

Wow, that's kind of stupid.


le nubian - Oct 03, 2011 11:18:39 am PDT #29763 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jesse,

apparently you are a FIERCE negotiator. Damn.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 03, 2011 11:19:05 am PDT #29764 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Great news, Jesse!