My niece's bday is coming up, and I was given a little wishlist by my SIL. All obnoxiously pink and sparkly princess stuff, which is fine, but boring.
I got her a full Wonder Woman costume with the red boots and the bullet-deflecting cuffs and tiara thing. It's a dress, pretty much with a cape attached. And a touch and feel Wonder Woman book that explains that Diana is a princess who catches bad guys and you can touch the golden lasso and shiny boots.
And a wonder woman plush doll.
My card will read, "Dear Neavie, Wonder Woman is my favorite princess. I hope you like her, too!"
This is manipulative, right?
There should be a krav maga Barbie. That would solve so many problems.
This is manipulative, right?
Totally.
And I approve. Seriously, she's into the pink princess thing because it is what she's exposed to to an extent. Expoose her to more. It might not be her thing in the end, but better she has options than not.
We've been sneaking Wonder Woman into Matilda's Princess rotation for as long as she's been consciously absorbing Disney's Princess line.
She was Princess Diana (of Paradise Island) for last Halloween.
These are the ways to know if you eating it right.
That made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
That made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
I know! And I love that he's black, because way to go to dispel stereotypes, brotherman.
Fuuuuuck. I have to move. As of 10/31. What's even more awesome is I'm supposed to be out of town that weekend.
I just don't even.
Fuck.
Ah, shit, Jesse! I'm sorry.
I feel like I should start looking at apartments now, but am also wondering if I can beg them for one more month. Ughhhhhh.
Ugh, Jesse, how come? That sucks.