I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.

Willow ,'Potential'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Sep 29, 2011 12:16:22 pm PDT #29225 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

"Shay can't be reached by phone. You would have to use an entirely different medium."

HAHAHA.


Liese S. - Sep 29, 2011 12:27:53 pm PDT #29226 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

People, why can't I shake the tired today? I even took a nap. Like, two hours ago. And now I want another one. Admittedly I only ate pasta and drank coffee today. Is that why? Do I lack nourishment?


JenP - Sep 29, 2011 1:03:24 pm PDT #29227 of 30001

I believe you lack nourishment. I'm going to say protein in particular. Come to think of it, same here.

I just made a run to the store for baking staples, so now I feel like I should make something. Maybe polenta; I've never made my own before.


aurelia - Sep 29, 2011 1:15:35 pm PDT #29228 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

This is random, but I have to share something a friend posted elsewhere:

Reason I gave son for why explosives would not be a good garden squirrel deterrent: They don't have a strong enough oral history.


flea - Sep 29, 2011 1:31:17 pm PDT #29229 of 30001
information libertarian

So, if a painter was working in your house while you were not home, and went in your cupboard and drank a can of tomato juice, and didn't leave a note, would you be freaked out?

I am so over this painter. Yesterday he left the front door open when he left. Only an inch, but, really!


Consuela - Sep 29, 2011 1:35:34 pm PDT #29230 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

would you be freaked out?

WTF? YES.

Leave a pissy review on Angie's List.


billytea - Sep 29, 2011 1:39:48 pm PDT #29231 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So, if a painter was working in your house while you were not home, and went in your cupboard and drank a can of tomato juice, and didn't leave a note, would you be freaked out?

I would be freaked out on many levels, not least being that apparently someone else is sneaking into my house and leaving tomato juice in the cupboard.


Ginger - Sep 29, 2011 1:42:05 pm PDT #29232 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If you're talking about a single-serve size, I'd assume the painter meant to leave a note. I'd be pissed about the door, though.


Amy - Sep 29, 2011 1:43:47 pm PDT #29233 of 30001
Because books.

I wouldn't be freaked out, but I would be irritated. Leaving the door open is messed up, though, especially since you have the cats, which I assume he knows about.


Kat - Sep 29, 2011 1:44:05 pm PDT #29234 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'd be pissed.