Dear Professors & Deans,
If you plan on violating copyright, please do not ask the librarians to help you. For example, don't say, "But couldn't you just Google me a copy?" because you sound like an idiot.
Signed,
Lose my Number, Please
Also, I just burst into tears because someone came in to tell me they thought I did well in an interview yesterday about Sassafras, and that maybe I should get my own show. Tears, because I don't want my own f'ing show, I want my dog.
maybe I should get my own show
Wow, that's a huge dose of missing the point. Sorry, Sparky.
Melted witch candy
Those are adorable and actually look super easy.
Oh, Sparky, I'm sorry.
Poor Sparky.
If either of us were huggers or even in the same room, I'd probably be hugging you right about now.
How to look 'amazing' in pictures. She doesn't mention genetic jiggering, which is probably also useful.
Sparky, I'm so sorry. We want you to have Sass back, too.
A reader/blogger created Cold Kiss cookies and sent me some! (She seems like a reputable type, and I've had two and am not dead yet, so.) It's like a tiny, moist coconut cake. NOM.
How sweet! And they sound delicious.
I think I'm going to make the melted witch candies for our family reunion in a couple of weeks. A little early, but too damn cute not to make.
I check b.org first every day for one reason - to see if there's a Beep Me about Sassy finally getting her little peripatetic butt home!!
Have I mentioned lately how much I love javachick? Because you know she is not blowing smoke on that, either.