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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Cashmere - Sep 28, 2011 3:51:29 am PDT #28852 of 30001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Cash, I've been Owen, and I'm sorry you're having to deal with the aspects that must have driven my Mom nuts.

It gives me hope for his impending amazing adulthood. Truth be told, I knew it was going to happen eventually. I just expected Olivia to be the first one to get into a fight.

Jessica - Sep 28, 2011 3:56:12 am PDT #28853 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, "My secretary is from Trinidad¹! But she grew up in England."

I kind of get where the impulse for this comes from ("Oh, I'm not racist! I know another black person!"), but ugh. Filters, people.

Lee - Sep 28, 2011 3:58:01 am PDT #28854 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Does anyone know why I thought having a personal training session in Palo Alto at 7:00 am was a good idea?

le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 4:00:47 am PDT #28855 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

It gets you out of the house up and early!

Sparky1 - Sep 28, 2011 4:02:07 am PDT #28856 of 30001

Librarian Warlord

Does anyone know why I thought having a personal training session in Palo Alto at 7:00 am was a good idea?

Because it will allow you to have a doughnut at 8 a.m. guilt free?

Sue - Sep 28, 2011 4:09:19 am PDT #28857 of 30001

hip deep in pie

Does anyone know why I thought having a personal training session in Palo Alto at 7:00 am was a good idea?

No. No idea.

ChiKat - Sep 28, 2011 4:28:02 am PDT #28858 of 30001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Because it will allow you to have a doughnut at 8 a.m. guilt free?

This is the only explaination I can think of.

msbelle - Sep 28, 2011 4:31:27 am PDT #28859 of 30001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Probably the same reason I thought a 7:15 parent/teacher conference was a good idea. yawn yawn gronkity gronk gronk.

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 4:36:29 am PDT #28860 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

zzzzzz

I just said to a coworker, "Did you hear the big news??" and she thought I meant something in our field, when actually I meant Demi kicking Ashton out of the house. Why did she think I was working before 9:30?

Frankenbuddha - Sep 28, 2011 4:36:31 am PDT #28861 of 30001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Is anything at 7 am a good idea in and of itself?

Granted, I was up at 6:15 this morning to drag my sorry (carc)ass into work, so I shouldn't talk.

I had a weird night's sleep last night - it definitely didn't feel like I got much of any length, but I also had some hellaciously strange dreams, including something I semi-recall had to do with Doctor Who, though I can't remember which one if that was so.

The lack of any tossing and turning defnitely made up for the constantly awake feeling. Has anybody else ever had relaxing insomnia? Because that's the only way I can describe it.

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