Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Snyder ,'Empty Places'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 22, 2011 6:47:09 am PDT #27764 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's a problem in any world.

Many worlds would be more likely to eat or ignore the cat than have it on their shoulder.

Today is Wear Bodily Fluids day. Okay, it's not. It's Clutch Your Pearls day.

I wanna cage fight a pre-teen. Let me read that article.


Vortex - Sep 22, 2011 6:49:34 am PDT #27765 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Because I "know how to handle her".

Then they need to give you a raise. If no one else can/will work with her, you need hazard pay.


flea - Sep 22, 2011 6:55:14 am PDT #27766 of 30001
information libertarian

This Swedish (?) ad is cracking me up. Especially the woman's face: [link]


sumi - Sep 22, 2011 7:02:09 am PDT #27767 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

That is hilarious!


Liese S. - Sep 22, 2011 7:06:10 am PDT #27768 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

An astounding number of my friends suddenly have chickens.

But I live in rural Arizona, so...


Sparky1 - Sep 22, 2011 7:11:55 am PDT #27769 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I am not a fan of urban chickens (and they are very popular in the towns where I've lived the past 10+ years) since my experience with them has been that they are dirty, smelly, stupid and mean. YChickenMV.

They are legal in my town so long as the coop is 100 feet from any other structure. There are a number of them that roam the neighborhood, often ending up in one of the parks, which is thus often littered with chicken shit. Not. A. Fan.


Amy - Sep 22, 2011 7:13:15 am PDT #27770 of 30001
Because books.

We use a lot of eggs, but not enough to justify keeping chickens. Unless we were going to eat the chickens, too, and I'm really not up for home slaughtering and plucking. So.


flea - Sep 22, 2011 7:13:40 am PDT #27771 of 30001
information libertarian

Sparky, do you think I could get hired as a law librarian - or, rather, a "Research & Electronic Resources Professional" at a law firm?

Chickens are illegal in Athens, GA, (in city limits) but I suspect there are a lot of secret hipster chickens out there.


Sparky1 - Sep 22, 2011 7:18:42 am PDT #27772 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

flea, can you send me the advert? Perkins may also have a better grasp of what you'd need to learn to say in an interview, since I live in the ivory tower and don't get to play with the good toys.


Jessica - Sep 22, 2011 7:19:33 am PDT #27773 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

and I'm really not up for home slaughtering and plucking. So.

There are butchers who will do this part for you, I've read.