I've run out of work to do AND internets to read!
Fortunately, thanks to ita, I'm now too busy being terrified to yawn to worry about being bored.
Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.
Willow ,'Help'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 11, 2011 8:30:39 am PDT #2761 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2011 8:36:19 am PDT #2762 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Mine has never locked open, only shut.
Stupid TMJ.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2011 8:39:32 am PDT #2763 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mine has locked both. Open has only been about half an inch, though. Well, not fully shut. It won't open more than the half inch. Thankfully it's been years since that's happened. It's awful.
And I really need to yawn right now.
And, please, stop messing with the lights. Reflex is to panic that my computer is going down, even though it's a laptop. Well-ingrained, that is.
Burrell - Apr 11, 2011 8:50:53 am PDT #2764 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I am zipping off to class but...
Happy birthday, Owen!
I am gobsmacked that he's 7 now!
JZ - Apr 11, 2011 9:10:09 am PDT #2765 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy seven, Owen! Even though seven is flatly unpossible. Next you're going to be telling us that your baby sister is walking and talking or some such nonsense!
Frankenbuddha - Apr 11, 2011 9:10:46 am PDT #2766 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Christ, I feel like i haven't been caught up here in forever, but I'm more caught up here than in Bitches.
t /Drive-by posting
-t - Apr 11, 2011 9:33:24 am PDT #2767 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My brother's jaw has locked open like that, he just waited it out, maybe took muscle relaxants. It seemed like it lasted a long time, but I can't be sure if it was days or hours.
JZ - Apr 11, 2011 9:37:02 am PDT #2768 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Xpost from Bitches - could anyone with experience dealing with HR/personnel/managers and supervisors take a quick look at an email I need to send?
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2011 9:40:19 am PDT #2769 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It seemed like it lasted a long time
Ten minutes is a really long time, I'd imagine. Sheeit.
Man, I got so much shit to get organised this week. Better get started.
Amy - Apr 11, 2011 9:44:18 am PDT #2770 of 30001
Because books.
Aw, Gud, I'm sorry. All kinds of job~ma.