David just ass-dialed me right now. He doesn't realize it, but he's on the phone with me right now.
Yikes! I was.
We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 11, 2011 6:26:22 am PDT #2722 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2011 6:27:28 am PDT #2723 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That reminds me, I have, I suppose, extensive reward points with my credit card that I should use for...something. I should check that.
My father once accidentally sent a blank text to a guy I hooked up with. For a million reasons I hope he'd deleted my number from his phone.
Tom Scola - Apr 11, 2011 6:28:16 am PDT #2724 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
You were having breakfast with Matilda, right?
DavidS - Apr 11, 2011 6:32:17 am PDT #2725 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You were having breakfast with Matilda, right?
Yup.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2011 6:33:22 am PDT #2726 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
David has a chatty and indiscriminate ass.
I have a metric shitload of reward points. I probably should have used them for some of my recent big ticket purchases. Der.
DebetEsse - Apr 11, 2011 6:34:46 am PDT #2727 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I get ass- and toddler-dialed a good amount, since, unless someone has an Aaron in their contacts list, I'm probably at the top of it.
DavidS - Apr 11, 2011 6:38:03 am PDT #2728 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
David has a chatty and indiscriminate ass.
It's very discriminating! It likes Scola and P-C like all right thinking asses.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2011 6:38:53 am PDT #2729 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A discriminate ass knows both when and who to dial.
I wish I had enough FF points to join my sister in her trip to Durban, though. I don't have enough for that...
DavidS - Apr 11, 2011 6:39:02 am PDT #2730 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Okay, I've put my phone into memo pad mode, so it'll probably just type up Hamlet's soliloquy instead of pestering my friends at work.
P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2011 6:40:21 am PDT #2731 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
My groceries called Cass once. For, like, five minutes until I noticed they had her on the line.
This is notable, because Cass and I don't talk on the phone. We're texters, the both of us.