We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Apr 11, 2011 4:21:32 am PDT #2699 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Owen turns 7 today. I'm in denial about how fast this is going buy. We're going to celebrate with Legos and cupcakes.


sumi - Apr 11, 2011 4:23:07 am PDT #2700 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

My goodness. 7!??!!!

Legos and cupcakes sounds totally appropriate.

ION - Batman's origin story told in Peeps.


Lee - Apr 11, 2011 4:24:38 am PDT #2701 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Owen day!

I hope the tracker finds her, Sparky!


amych - Apr 11, 2011 4:24:41 am PDT #2702 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Happy birthday, Owen!


Kat - Apr 11, 2011 4:53:48 am PDT #2703 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Happy birthday, Owen!

Come home, Sass!

[link] Hey look! Someone we know opining on the grilled cheese!

heeee!


Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2011 5:13:49 am PDT #2704 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Way in Which I Have Been Made to Feel Like a Failure by My Parents #402: I have not been signing up for every free airline miles credit card under the sun to get the 20,000 free miles and then canceling the card later.

I have been under the impression that signing up for credit cards and then canceling them is bad for your credit score. Or signing up for, like, seventeen credit cards. I don't need more credit cards. I am happy with the one I use and the one I keep open just because it's old and I never use it. My dad claims that nothing bad will happen and I should be taking all these free miles because they're free, and I say nothing's for free. I guess he's been doing it for years and been fine, so I don't know.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2011 5:14:40 am PDT #2705 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, O!

You know, "Amy, President of Hell" would make a good album title.


sumi - Apr 11, 2011 5:16:46 am PDT #2706 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

You know, "Amy, President of Hell" would make a good album title.

Or a nameplate for her desk or office door. Well, for any Amy's desk or office door.

And check out the fashions at Aintree (Grand National


DavidS - Apr 11, 2011 5:17:07 am PDT #2707 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't feel a failure because you don't want to spend all your time and energy hustling the frequent flyer miles system, P-C.

Or, make them watch Punch Drunk Love and accuse them of failing to exploit the pudding pack angle.

Also, I'm sorry my phone keeps ass-dialing you. It likes you best.


Steph L. - Apr 11, 2011 5:26:01 am PDT #2708 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Way in Which I Have Been Made to Feel Like a Failure by My Parents #402: I have not been signing up for every free airline miles credit card under the sun to get the 20,000 free miles and then canceling the card later.

At this point, I think they're looking for stuff to grumble about. I mean, really? Airline miles credit cards? They need a better hobby.