Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Sep 16, 2011 5:52:26 pm PDT #26732 of 30001
Because books.

I need a good drugstore mascara. I was using the Cover Girl Lash Blast for a while (I like thicker rather than longer), but lately it seems to clump and dry out more easily.

I like the Clinique Lash Doubling, too, I just don't like to pay for it.


lisah - Sep 16, 2011 5:53:44 pm PDT #26733 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

My daily stuff is the Blinc mascara, because I like the tubing, and the way it comes off easy with soap and water, but is waterproof.

That's my mascara! But I only wear mascara when I'm dressing' up fancy.


sarameg - Sep 16, 2011 6:05:23 pm PDT #26734 of 30001

Ok, I have a mess of stewed peaches (in rum!) and want to make something like coffeecake from it. Bakers, please suggest recipes. I figure I can adapt an applesauce-sub recipe, though I think the peaches are wetter, so will have to adjust.


Jesse - Sep 16, 2011 6:08:19 pm PDT #26735 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Make an upside down cake! I bet you can just throw them where canned pineapple would go. And it would be teh yum.


sarameg - Sep 16, 2011 6:11:27 pm PDT #26736 of 30001

I think they are too mushy for that- really resembles applesauce, but stringy rather than grainy.


§ ita § - Sep 16, 2011 6:25:42 pm PDT #26737 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I only wear mascara when I'm dressing' up fancy.

This is my unfancy mascara, since I have some with a oblate spheroid brush that does some insane lifting and separating. And is mussy.

Blinc passes any all-day everyday tests I might have.

I was sure I'd seen some tubing mascara ads on TV, and didn't think it was Blinc.

Statistically, men are supposed to have longer lashes than women. Yet use them as such a signifier.

I am so nauseous I haven't eaten a full meal in two days. I'm going to try find a snack and at least get hydrated. Sadly, with the portacath, the manic need to hydrate isn't quite there anymore. But I still should.


Liese S. - Sep 16, 2011 6:33:17 pm PDT #26738 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ooh, we have fruit fly battles. Try these: [link] I don't know if they work or if they just give me the patience to outlast an infestation, but I get fruitflies, I remember about the traps, I put out new traps, the fruit flies die. When we came back this summer, an entrepreneurial spider had built its web over the entrance to the traps. It was gross, but completely full of dead flies.

Yeah, hydrate, ita, even if you don't feel like it.

Is it just the silicone that does the trick? Because I have an Avon silicone hand cream that has dimethicone in it. Should I try that until I can get to the CVS?


Cass - Sep 16, 2011 6:35:02 pm PDT #26739 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You should still hydrate. And eat. But if you have to choose, hydration.

Statistically, men are supposed to have longer lashes than women.

I've always wondered if dudes have actually longer lashes in general or if they don't end up breaking off or falling out a little early from mucking about with curling and mascara and makeup removal. I mean, I haven't wondered enough to even heavily Google it, but I've mildly pondered.


Cass - Sep 16, 2011 6:39:23 pm PDT #26740 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Is it just the silicone that does the trick?

Basically, yes. It fills and smooths.

I'd personally probably not try a hand cream because they are often way too intense for my face. Sometimes too intense for even my hands. Stupid fragile flower sensitive skin.

But primer is just basically spackle with a really smooth finish. Like a base coat, for your face. I make cosmetics sound so romantic...


amyth - Sep 16, 2011 6:45:27 pm PDT #26741 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Cool, Liese!

The apple cider vinegar really works. I mean, there are a lot of fruit flies in the homemade traps I've set out. It's just that there are so many more left! I've never had an infestation this bad. I've put out eight (!!!) traps, and they are all full of flies, and I still have flies all over the place--in my bedroom (why?), in the bathroom (why?), in the kitchen (I get that), and they are just hanging around, hanging out on the mirrors, everywhere. Like it's a social club. It's creepy. I know without a food source and all these traps that they will eventually either die or drown, but they're really giving me the creeps. What I need are a few enterprising spiders.