Yikes, Jess!!!
Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?
'Smile Time'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Sep 16, 2011 4:30:40 pm PDT #26700 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Strix - Sep 16, 2011 4:30:42 pm PDT #26701 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I do love me some Apartment Therapy, Amy. (I'm still mad that Domino got cancelled.)
I did not set anything on fire tonight, Jessica, but I DID set my parents kitchen on fire three time between 12 and 17. Accidentally, I swear.
Amy - Sep 16, 2011 4:32:24 pm PDT #26702 of 30001
Because books.
But now you get to go new toaster-oven shopping!
That sounded like more fun in my head.
Jesse - Sep 16, 2011 4:32:34 pm PDT #26703 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other product news, tonight I tried the Reed's Ginger "Brew," and not so much! Am I seriously going to have to buy the local one from the 7-11 for a proper Dark & Stormy at home??
Jesse - Sep 16, 2011 4:33:10 pm PDT #26704 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Eek, Jess! Maybe don't burn your house down?
Cass - Sep 16, 2011 4:38:56 pm PDT #26705 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
So...anyone else's evening involve setting a toaster oven on fire? Just me then?
Not tonight.
I mean, it's happened before.
Clearly.
Fire extinguishers are good.
Everything okay, Jessica?
sarameg - Sep 16, 2011 4:43:45 pm PDT #26706 of 30001
So...anyone else's evening involve setting a toaster oven on fire?
My apartment-mate did that . In 1995. Slacker! I've told that story here, maybe?
Anyway, typical college student found appliance, didn't work right: spring mechanism was broken. We all knew this, so we'd watch the toaster. One of my roommates was a notorious flake. Add to that I was working in a family owned bagel shop, and they'd always send me home with as many dayolds as I wanted, so we always had bagels.
Tanya put a sesame seed bagel in the toaster and apparently got distracted. I start hearing an alarming popping sound from my room and smell smoke as the smoke alarm begins to blare. Run to the kitchen and Tanya is standing in front of a flaming toaster. Popping sound was sesame seeds exploding. Tanya grabs the FLOUR to throw and I screech at her NO!!! and knock her into the wall as I rush to the counter. I yank the plug from the wall, shove open the kitchen window and by the cord, lob the flaming toaster out onto the walk. Right at class change time, freaking a bunch of students out.
We became known as the Flaming Toaster Bomb apartment.
Cass - Sep 16, 2011 4:47:08 pm PDT #26707 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
We became known as the Flaming Toaster Bomb apartment.
And *I* have a bad rep?
That is hilarious so long as no one was hurt.
sarameg - Sep 16, 2011 4:54:30 pm PDT #26708 of 30001
Well, Tanya's feelings were hurt when she procured us a new toaster and we forbade her to use it without supervision... but she'd burn dinner on a regular basis anyway. We kinda forbade her from using any open heat element.
And her dignity took a beating when I went out (with quite the audience) to retrieve the burnt out wreck because she was too embarrassed to. Of course I told them who was responsible.
sarameg - Sep 16, 2011 4:58:36 pm PDT #26709 of 30001
Oh, and that was the era of the common windows screensaver of a flying toaster. Yes, a parody was created and hacked into every windows box in the computer labs on campus (this was 1995, maybe half the campus relied on the labs for their computer needs.)