Monistat chafe relief gel. Trust.
Nuh-huh.
Just...no. I won't, and you can't make me.
Suppose I want my face to chafe?
Don't judge.
It's not your place.
Note to self: religion freaky.
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 15, 2011 1:38:15 pm PDT #26482 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - Sep 15, 2011 1:39:21 pm PDT #26483 of 30001
Because books.
I want to know how on earth bon figured that one out, honestly.
bon bon - Sep 15, 2011 1:41:54 pm PDT #26484 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The Internet! Probably MUA.
Amy - Sep 15, 2011 1:44:52 pm PDT #26485 of 30001
Because books.
The internets! I should've figured.
§ ita § - Sep 15, 2011 1:51:24 pm PDT #26486 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
MUA's product reviews are member only. Stank.
Is there a default women's ring size? Most rings I try on fit my ring finger. Only. But I'm looking at this new ring, and there's no size inscribed, and there were no choices at the store.
BTW, I really want a bracelet to match this ring. Curses.
Amy - Sep 15, 2011 1:53:45 pm PDT #26487 of 30001
Because books.
Probably six?
Liese S. - Sep 15, 2011 1:58:34 pm PDT #26488 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I'm scared of the chafe gel.
I need to get the SO's (well, mine too, but probably in the other direction) replacement wedding ring sized. I'd like to do it in time for our 18th anniversary coming up, but I don't know how to sneak that kind of thing. Is there some sort of sizing ring thingie I could do while he was asleep? Probably not, huh. I guess it'll still be a nice thing to do even if I have to drag him into the jewelry shop. (Hint: it won't be the one that advertises as "hardware store for women")
Also, this anniversary will mark the year that I will have been married to the SO longer than I haven't been married to him. That's weird, right? He says that makes him feel old, but really it's just because I got married so young. But still, weird.
Cass - Sep 15, 2011 1:59:53 pm PDT #26489 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Just catching up, and people are looking for smashbox primer? There's a drugstore product that's the same thing as primer, but has a more embarrassing name & purpose, and thus loads cheaper. Monistat chafe relief gel. Trust.
Totally works.
Also works for thigh chafing when it's summer, I am wearing a skirt and walking places with leg sweat.
It's a multitasker.
Mostly I use it as primer though. But it's only the clear.
DavidS - Sep 15, 2011 2:00:07 pm PDT #26490 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm scared of the chafe gel.
Rub it on your forehead! All the kids are doing it!
§ ita § - Sep 15, 2011 2:01:55 pm PDT #26491 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Probably six?
Every now and again I try and size myself using paper guides and it's never consistent, so I don't buy rings online. Sadmaking. Good rings online.
I suppose if I were the sort of woman that shopped in jewellery stores this would be quickly resolved. But I feel weird going in and out patently not to buy anything.
Liese, that is weird. You are justified in feeling weird. But good!
My mother has given herself a year to sort me and my sister out. One year! Both of us! It'll never happen.