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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Sep 14, 2011 3:20:12 pm PDT #26248 of 30001
Because books.

I'm so sorry. Are you still smoking? I know it's said that can make it worse. (Not that I've stopped, of course.)


quester - Sep 14, 2011 3:21:54 pm PDT #26249 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I skipped and skimmed like mad. Did I miss anything important? If so, ~ma to any who need it.

Right now I need cooking advice. Does anyone know a quick trick for stretching brownie batter. I have a mix - Betty Crocker Gluten-Free - and after I mixed it I thought "my pan is too big!". This is for a company thing tomorrow so I need to make the brownies and the mix is mixed. But my pan is 9 x 13.

Any ideas? Bueller?


Sue - Sep 14, 2011 3:24:33 pm PDT #26250 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Quester, you could try using foil to cut the pan in half, making a foil pan inside the pan and making sure the foil only was quadruple or quintuple strength.


Tom Scola - Sep 14, 2011 3:24:54 pm PDT #26251 of 30001
hwæt

quester, I'm afraid the only possible solution is to buy more brownie mix.


Allyson - Sep 14, 2011 3:26:12 pm PDT #26252 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Smoking definitely makes it worse. I had planned to quit while Kristen was in Toronto...but then the car thing happened and I cried a lot. I couldn't have one more stressor.


Sue - Sep 14, 2011 3:26:18 pm PDT #26253 of 30001
hip deep in pie

If you need more brownies you could try adding more sugar, flour and oil, but getting the proportions right would be tricky.


quester - Sep 14, 2011 3:26:38 pm PDT #26254 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I think I'll try Sue's suggestion. I'm not dressed to leave the house anymore.


Amy - Sep 14, 2011 3:29:30 pm PDT #26255 of 30001
Because books.

I couldn't have one more stressor.

I get that, believe me. I'm going to need to reach total zen before I can quit, which makes it fairly unlikely.


Sue - Sep 14, 2011 3:29:49 pm PDT #26256 of 30001
hip deep in pie

You could use rice or dried beans to support the foil wall.

Bonehead! Safe and sound: [link]


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2011 3:34:18 pm PDT #26257 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Quester, the mix WILL fit -- you just have to "mold" it, kind of, and just shove it around to make it fit. It's a very very VERY thick batter. More like dough than batter.

t edit I've made the Betty Crocker GF brownies about 6 or 7 times now, so I can tell you it really does fit in a 9 x 13 pan. It just seems weird because the batter isn't like the batter you're used to.