You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Sep 13, 2011 10:38:15 am PDT #25819 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously, dude. Protect and cherish yourself. I'll take care o' me. I didn't ask for your protection and cherishing. I hate that attitude.


Allyson - Sep 13, 2011 10:45:04 am PDT #25820 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My stomach just pitched another fit. Despite the zantac and the peppermint. I'm giving up on food.


Amy - Sep 13, 2011 10:49:06 am PDT #25821 of 30001
Because books.

I'm giving up on food.

The cigarettes and iced tea diet isn't really working wonders for me, though, for what it's worth.


le nubian - Sep 13, 2011 10:50:15 am PDT #25822 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, I bought something from Gaiam a while back and they sent me an email on Monday advertising a big sale. Hmm. So I clicked on the email, followed the sale link to their site, browsed the site, realized why I don't buy anything from them anymore and went back and deleted the email.

Today I got another email from them THANKING ME for visiting the site. Creeptastic. Damn.


JenP - Sep 13, 2011 10:52:20 am PDT #25823 of 30001

Does Pepto work for you? I find it works really well - better than Gas-x for me, but people are different. I didn't know about peppermint. I should really try to find out the cause of my gastric issues are, but not right now.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 10:53:33 am PDT #25824 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, if you're upset I didn't edit the document to give exactly the results you wanted, you should consider the fact you don't actually want anyone but you to edit the document. If I don't get to make judgment calls, you have to dictate. End of story.


meara - Sep 13, 2011 10:53:41 am PDT #25825 of 30001

Whoah, that is creepy, LeN!

Yay Callaluna for learning language! Boo sickness.

Kathy, I didn't realize it was that much!! 191?!!? WOW.


askye - Sep 13, 2011 10:54:13 am PDT #25826 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Allyson did you mention that America has already had women POWs?


Allyson - Sep 13, 2011 10:57:16 am PDT #25827 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I said that historically, all the things the dude "isn't ready for" have already happened, so he needs to get the fuck over it.


Fred Pete - Sep 13, 2011 10:57:35 am PDT #25828 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hi, CV!

And I agree -- Allyson was very eloquent. (And if you go to Jesse's link, read the entire column -- the answer to the second letter is perfect Miss Manners.)