Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Juliebird - Sep 13, 2011 4:25:52 am PDT #25719 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

ZK, heh, I'm glad I made at least one person laugh (I think that's the best reaction I can hope for about a rant that's been stewing in me for years). I just hate that even now I still find myself staring at a word and wondering if I just made up the spelling for it. Spellcheck gives me confidence issues.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 4:44:14 am PDT #25720 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Annoyingly, spelt is a word in American English anyway. Get crabby about learnt, or dreamt, or something, spellchecker.

Today is wear chainmail to work day, if you're keeping track.


sumi - Sep 13, 2011 4:53:26 am PDT #25721 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Spelt is two words! It's also a kind of grain.


Zenkitty - Sep 13, 2011 4:54:11 am PDT #25722 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Annoyingly, spelt is a word in American English anyway.

It doesn't recognize quinoa either. And I've just learned that quinoa is not actually a grain, and thus I can eat it.


Toddson - Sep 13, 2011 4:55:32 am PDT #25723 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Chainmail ... some days I could really use that. Or full plate armor. (veteran of public transit)


Lee - Sep 13, 2011 4:56:18 am PDT #25724 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Today is wear chainmail to work day, if you're keeping track.

I have no chainmail either! Can it be polka dot day instead?


Amy - Sep 13, 2011 4:57:50 am PDT #25725 of 30001
Because books.

I sense black latex day right around the corner.


aurelia - Sep 13, 2011 4:58:31 am PDT #25726 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

One shouldn't wear clothing that makes noise to the theatre. (Ha. Spellcheck doesn't like theatre.)

I just got promotional email from AARP. That is so NOT ON.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 5:11:47 am PDT #25727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's too late to consider your submission for today, Perkins, but I will take it into consideration for tomorrow.

I'm not sure I have work-appropriate polka dots, now that I think about it. Perhaps I need to go shopping...


Sparky1 - Sep 13, 2011 5:12:10 am PDT #25728 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

We are not supposed to wear black, white or gray. I only own black pants, I think.