I've never even heard of the ASVAB.
A neighbor was walking her dog this morning around six, and a completely naked jumped out from behind a car and started jerking off in front of her. LOVELY.
Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Sep 12, 2011 2:56:20 pm PDT #25641 of 30001
Because books.
Allyson - Sep 12, 2011 2:57:15 pm PDT #25642 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
a completely naked jumped out from behind
Oh! Fill in the blank!
Capybara?!?!
sarameg - Sep 12, 2011 2:57:37 pm PDT #25643 of 30001
javachick, AHHHRG! But I'm glad you're being taken care of.
I am so sick of mayoral primary (which here is essentially seals the general) robocalls. They're coming so fast and furious that while the answering machine picks up one, another goes to voicemail! And Catherine Pugh, that was one LONGASSWINDED MESSAGE. You forced me to listen to the whole thing cause I couldn't remember how to ffwd in voicemail. Even if I weren't already not voting for you, I'd not vote for you just for that. Glad it ends tomorrow.
Allyson - Sep 12, 2011 2:58:34 pm PDT #25644 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Cowboy on rollerblades?
Amy - Sep 12, 2011 2:58:36 pm PDT #25645 of 30001
Because books.
It WAS a capybara! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Sadly, it was actually an ordinary perv.
Allyson - Sep 12, 2011 2:59:38 pm PDT #25646 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
(amy has no idea how pleased I am that she forgot the noun, as I laugh myself silly over visuals)
smonster - Sep 12, 2011 3:00:03 pm PDT #25647 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sparky, best of luck! Hope it brings Sass home ASAP.
Did you linger in the kitchen, smonster?
That was the work kitchen. They don't have a "no lingering" policy posted.
Amy - Sep 12, 2011 3:00:22 pm PDT #25648 of 30001
Because books.
I have some idea, dear. Heh.
I wish it could have been, like, a drunken Swedish moose. MUCH better story.
Connie Neil - Sep 12, 2011 3:01:27 pm PDT #25649 of 30001
brillig
Flashers would hate me, I'd laugh and go "What the hell, dude?"
Sparky1 - Sep 12, 2011 3:02:27 pm PDT #25650 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
DH says, "He's handsome, isn't he?"
Our segment will be about 4-5 minutes. AC owns a dog whom he loves, and this show on people who love their pets is part of the "let's make AC seem like a regular folk" effort.