Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


zuisa - Sep 10, 2011 12:10:25 pm PDT #25325 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

My flip-flops broke in the middle of a store today. I had a hilarious time trying to keep them on my feet long enough to get outside. My mother was beside herself laughing.

The were basically the most comfortable pair of shoes I've ever had and they were free, so I'm quite sad to see them go.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 12:18:39 pm PDT #25326 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dance, white boy, dance!

Where's my good pencil?


le nubian - Sep 10, 2011 12:19:54 pm PDT #25327 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita is on the good drugs. Pass it on.


sumi - Sep 10, 2011 12:54:33 pm PDT #25328 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Bwah!

That was v. stressful. Think this match will be also? (Or maybe not - because I just don't care as much.)


DavidS - Sep 10, 2011 1:41:59 pm PDT #25329 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Team Zmayhem is home from two overlapping five y.o. birthday parties and we are wiped.

Birthday party #1 began at 10:30am (brunch, magician), then we drove to party #2 at 12:15 (park, dogs, cupcakes, sporty play), get there at 12:45 and it was still going and lasted until 3ish at Lafayette Park (which is a beautiful park high up on a hill that was featured prominently in Tales of the City (PBS)).


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2011 1:57:03 pm PDT #25330 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A picture of a tiny tortoise trying to eat a strawberry that's almost as big as it is: [link]


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 2:02:35 pm PDT #25331 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.


Theresa - Sep 10, 2011 2:24:59 pm PDT #25332 of 30001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

A picture of a tiny tortoise trying to eat a strawberry that's almost as big as it is

OMG, that's awesome.


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2011 2:26:21 pm PDT #25333 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

I knew most of these.


Amy - Sep 10, 2011 2:47:49 pm PDT #25334 of 30001
Because books.

Liese, if you're around, insent to your profile address.