You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Sep 10, 2011 9:31:43 am PDT #25308 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I generally use my powers for good.


le nubian - Sep 10, 2011 9:35:03 am PDT #25309 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" was released on this day in 1991.


Sue - Sep 10, 2011 10:12:24 am PDT #25310 of 30001
hip deep in pie

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" was released on this day in 1991.

I am fucking old.


P.M. Marc - Sep 10, 2011 10:23:26 am PDT #25311 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Aww! It's been 20 years since my first breakup! I feel like I should send my ex a card (we're still good friends).

Our breakup was a combination of sniffling, crying, and discussing the Nevermind release party at Peaches that he'd attended the night before. I mean, it sucks to be dumped, but I have to say, of all the times I was the dumpee (aka, all but one of my serious relationships that ended), that one is the one I recall fondly.


Strix - Sep 10, 2011 10:32:43 am PDT #25312 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, god, between that and my hysterectomy, I think I could stand in for crone-in-training in a pagan circle.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 10:59:03 am PDT #25313 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ryan Gosling is really waging a tremendous onslaught (can you do that? I think you can do that. He does that) on my loins. But he doesn't have to! I can sleep with both of you! It's not pick-a-Canadian-Ryan-world or anything stupid like that. Sheesh.


smonster - Sep 10, 2011 11:17:27 am PDT #25314 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What awesomely adorable thing has the Gosling done now?


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 11:29:27 am PDT #25315 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"They're disappointed when I'm not Ryan Reynolds," the actor told E!, acting out a typical conversation with a fan: "'Oh, can I get my picture with you?' And you're like, sure, and they go, 'I thought you were more muscle-y.' No. 'Have you gotten, like, more unattractive for a role?' No. Just the role of my life."

I would even do you both at the same time, that's how doing I am.

US Open is excitingballs.

Have been emailing with my vascular surgeon, and no, Perkins was right, it's not supposed to hurt. But I'm not swollen, so the big worry of infection is off the table.


Dana - Sep 10, 2011 11:33:22 am PDT #25316 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

US Open is kind of stressful.


Lee - Sep 10, 2011 11:35:33 am PDT #25317 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Is the surgeon going to do more than tell you it shouldn't hurt?

I hope so.