And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Sep 09, 2011 5:07:21 am PDT #25082 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

don't worry Eastern seaboard, we've got the wildfires all taken care of out here, no need for you all to get into the action. [link]


Toddson - Sep 09, 2011 5:13:21 am PDT #25083 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'd heard about those ... really (REALLY) wish we could ship you some of this rain.


amych - Sep 09, 2011 5:13:56 am PDT #25084 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, but the Great Dismal Swamp fire was a couple weeks ago. Probably out now.

Maybe? Anyway, Irene was not enough to put it out. Might have burned out since then.


ChiKat - Sep 09, 2011 5:42:54 am PDT #25085 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{Maria}}} I have nothing but love and hugs to offer, but they are yours.

Kathy! Dear heavens, woman! I hope you're feeling okay today and do not hesitate to go to the doctor if you're not.


zuisa - Sep 09, 2011 6:01:28 am PDT #25086 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

So, dilemma.

I leave for work again next Saturday, and now my aunt wants me to fill in for the receptionist at her office next Wednesday - Friday, and I don't know what to say. It's the easiest job in the world (seriously, this woman could be replaced by an answering machine and the building would probably be more efficient for it) and I sort of desperately need the money, but the prospect of the last 3 days I would have had to sleep in for six months being taken away has me distraught.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 6:02:18 am PDT #25087 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm thinking of stopping by the pharmacy and buying a sling on the way into work.

Uh, ita !? Is this a new problem? Oh, or the port installation? Either way: no good.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 6:02:57 am PDT #25088 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously, zuisa, do you need the money or the sleep more? That's a reasonable calculation to make.


zuisa - Sep 09, 2011 6:06:07 am PDT #25089 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

I know. I know I should do it, and I probably will just because I also don't want to start the family drama that will inevitably unfold if I say no. And I know I should, it's the responsible thing to do and I like to pretend I'm an adult once in a while. I'm just cranky and hate mornings. A lot.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2011 6:07:37 am PDT #25090 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Headlines o' the day:

Drunk Swedish Moose Found Stuck in Tree

STOCKHOLM – A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.

Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.

With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.

But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday.

Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or "half-stupid."

And,

Libya Ferrets Out Gadhafi's Taint


Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 6:28:11 am PDT #25091 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I was up early for a breakfast work thing this morning, now I'm back in the office, and really just want to nap and/or go home. Alas, neither of those things should/will happen.